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Southpaw. Autodidact. Drummer. Heavy reader. Into citizen science, NFBC, RSS, SWFL wildlife. I listen to music like its my job.

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

I get it.

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[Sammy Reid @SammyReidFI]

If you’re in the mood for cold 4-bet bluffs against pro private game players, I’ve got you covered:

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[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

This is my quant

[Jonny♊️✈️ @YoJonnyboy]

He sees it too

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@fearnloathinyc Oh shit. 👀👀👀

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

Dying at the birthday present Ranger Suarez got Willson Contreras lmfao

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RotoSurgeon Had to bookmark, sorry

[Rational Yankees Fan @rationalyankee]

“Tie the cap to league revenue” sounds fair until you realize owners spent 30 years engineering what counts as league revenue.

The Braves don’t just sell tickets. They own The Battery. Mixed-use development. Hotels. Restaurants. Parking. None of it counts as baseball related revenue.

Cubs own the rooftops across from Wrigley. Rangers built Globe Life District. Cardinals own Ballpark Village. The Mets are building a casino.

The players fill those seats and attract the fans. The players make that real estate valuable. The players are the product that turns a parking lot into a $500M development.

But Freddie Freeman’s contract counts against the cap. The Battery’s hotel revenue doesn’t count toward the pool.

The NFL cap works because owners can’t spin gate revenue into a shell LLC and hide it from the players. MLB owners can and do.

A cap tied to “league revenue” in baseball is a ceiling built on a rigged floor.

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

Explosive amounts of aura

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@Mike_Kurland @brianjenner I thought this was Kyler Murray

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

"Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, 'cause ain't no such thing as half-way crooks."

[Milb Central @milb_central]

The Colorado Rockies are calling up TJ Shook to the majors.

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RobSilver And all of their articles are AI generated and are only a couple paragraphs long.

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RotoGut @HoraceDeChorus @FTNFantasy Trade Aaron Judge for Pete Fairbanks in my 7 team espn h2h league?

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

Main Event bats keep humming all along.

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RotoGut This is worth having Mager work on Sundays lol

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@SammyReidFI

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RunDMcD Games lie

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@RotoSurgeon Holy shit

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@bigugly interested

[Y A N T S @YancyEaton]

@Josh___Sperry @MLB i don't remember but your reply made me laugh when i was looking for an old tweet