Yang Xiao Long

I'm a thrill-seeker. I want to travel around the world and get wrapped up in as many crazy adventures as I can. (Parody, unaffiliated with @RoosterTeeth)

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Well, how about that?! What better way to start things off in the most bombastic way possible? As long as it looks cool!

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@L1feF1berG1rl https://t.co/gqyGfjp9gQ

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Uh...
Alright dude! See ya!

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

...

We'll continue this another time.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Oh, what's wrong big guy? Thought you said you could handle it!

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

Tch..
Not bad.

But you'll have to show more in order to impress.

Also, shut it, Nai-
Wait a minute-

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

THIS!!!

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Take...

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

I'm waiting.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Alright...
But imma warn you, I don't hold back my punches.

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

...
Hurgh....

Alright, show me what you can do.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Weeeelll...

Wanna trade blows?

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

And what if I can?

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

...
Hey.
You seem like you can punch a thing or two, right?

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

Find a different mountain range then.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Well, I would but like...
There isn't a large enough space around here...

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

Hm.

Do it somewhere else then.
I like to meditate with no noise disturbance.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Me? Name's Yang.
I uh... Came over here to punch some boulders. Y'know, boredom and all?

[Piccolo @SlugManOfNamek]

Yeah....I tend to get that.
It's also why I stay in areas like this.

Now, who are you.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@KiryuinLegacy I don't know, girl
You both are pretty cool in my eyes

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

Y'know, I've faced Grimm before. I've seen giant birds and giant scorpions that are drawn by negativity...

But a green man with pointy ears is new.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@L1feF1berG1rl //Hell happened?

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi You can still be a punch while being chill. Look at me for example!

But if you think it's best if you chilled out, then I can't go against that.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi Hey, I began doing bar fights at 17, ya don't need to be old to throw a punch.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi Hey no need to be hostile, Ryuko.
I can't exactly judge.

You have no idea how many bar fights I've been in, and now many I've started.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi Yeah fair enough.
I don't think going around saying how much you want to put an end to someone will get you a lot of job opportunities.

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi Huh...
That sounds interesting. Where did you even find that job listing?

[Yang Xiao Long @YangBangParody]

@RyukoEffinMatoi Really?? That's cool!
Where are ya working at?