烤黑糖波波牛乳茶

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

空气湿度让我看起来像卷毛狗

[Milk @Half__Milk]

淋着雨回家，用湿漉漉的头发蹭猫直到它发出不爽的声音，我去洗头，它在舔毛。

吹干头发给它开个罐头，它蹭了蹭我，舔我头发，然���去吃罐头，发出呼噜呼噜的声音。

我们还是好朋友。

[Neet @neet_sol]

The only beach the employed are visiting this summer

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

发情的时候想跪着被按头操嘴也很正常吧🥺

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:

• recebeu o salário
• comeu algo gostoso
• ninguém encheu o saco
• voltou para casa
• dormiu:

[cow @cowincrisis]

jesus turns water into wine and everybody go crazy. i turn grass into milk and nobody bats an eye

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

我今天晚上要手冲

[말랭이 @malrang_s_]

자꾸 나를 감시하는 친구집 고양이

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

what doesnt kill you turns into memory loss, panic attacks, gut issues and hand tremors

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i click "confirm payment" and they actually take my money

[装0和男神砰砰砰 @qyl123938]

我们能不能回到第一次对彼此产生兴趣的那个夜晚 我好想你

[Fantay @Fantaytut]

我不是故意出轨的，我只是需要陪伴，但你总是不理我

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

@Cavaliers0101 这不对���

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

@Cavaliers0101 这不对吧

[BASU @basuuba]

深夜消息
#夏以昼 #Caleb #LoveandDeepspace

[• @yducknow]

when there was a fight in the group chat but you were asleep

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

Me at 13: “god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic”

Me at 17: "god I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

Me at 28: "God I can't wait to go home and read fanfic"

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

你们这群小腹平的跟潘帕斯大草原似的美女发照片配文tummy 怎么个意思就给我这种胖子的只剩belly了是吧

[烤黑糖波波牛乳茶 @Yanguwupetite_]

我学习就这样

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Hungry for knowledge

[𓃵 @Themalickwrld]

Tu dis à ta femme que tu pars en voyage d'affaires alors qu'en fait tu es chez ta maîtresse et qu'ensuite t'apprends aux infos que ton avion s'est écrasé.