Yankele

Starving artist looking for a big break. Proud post-denominational Hasidic Jew. I really need a drink. #FrumTwitter

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I believe today’s weather is officially Yad Soledes Bo. The sidewalk just kashered itself.

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I love going to BBQ’s sponsored by Anonymous.

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I guess the Jews don’t actually like lots of free stuff….

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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How did the Jews forget to rig the election today? I guess they were too busy controlling the weather. Oh well…

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Greta smiled as she realized they are mezonos rolls and she doesn't have to wash for hamotzi. #GretaThunberg

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically.

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EARLY PURIM: Anti-corruption protests in Serbia: In a show of solidarity with demonstrators, opposition lawmakers waving groggers and releasing smoke bombs inside the parliament building, demanding justice for a deadly train station roof collapse that killed 15 people.

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You in?

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And if all else fails? Maybe we’ll at least get a good deli in Gaza. You know, something really classy—great pastrami, extra mustard, none of that light rye nonsense. One can dream.

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Trump announced a Two-State solution for the Palestinians:

1. Jordan
2. Egypt

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FACT 4 About 1,160 were murdered on 7 October, and 400 combat soldiers more later on - by 1,027 terrorists released in the Shalit deal. The vicious, terrorists who were set free to keep up their “good” work, included both Sinwar and Ali Al Qadi, the commander of the Nuhba

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FACT 3 More than 40 Israelis were murdered by 450 terrorists released in the Tannenbaum deal in 2004.

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FACT 2 In the second intifada, more than 1000 Israelis were murdered by 9,200 terrorists released during the Oslo period (1990’s).

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FACT 1 In the first intifada, 164 Israelis were murdered by 1,150 terrorists released in the Jibril deal in 1985.

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My new favoritr emoji. #rockon #peace

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I’ve heard a of people asking if an Israeli life is worth more than a Palestinian life? Actually yes. 58.6969697 more. I did the math for you, you’re welcome!

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Name our childhood story tape that came alive last night in this report…