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The pace of a slug
With foie gras ethics

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

The war at home, the wars abroad
All soaked in blood and lies and fraud
The genocide that we ignore
Is right outside your fucking door
Conquistadors across the seas
Have come ashore to spread disease
Imprisoned in suburban homes
You will rot sick and die alone

[PistachioFi @PistachioFi]

Introducing Pistachio v2.

Government-backed treasury yields are paying up to 13% but require local brokerage accounts.

Pistachio just made it stupidly easy to access them.

No brokerage. No KYC.

Our biggest update yet empowers you to: 🔻

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@_Shameless_Plug @AlchemixFi @grok I apologize to the people in south memphis who have probably been without power and under some kind of toxic cloud for 2 hours straight. @_Shameless_Plug made me do it.

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@_Shameless_Plug @AlchemixFi @grok please explain this

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@_Shameless_Plug @gabrielhaines We've been simping @gabrielhaines moobs on the fireside long before it was publicly accepted.

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@AlchemixFi @_SEAL_Org

[Alchemix @AlchemixFi]

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[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@gabrielhaines Your videos always make me think of that MF DOOM line

"borderline schizo, sort of nice tits though"

[BADCHAN 🔻 @b4dchan]

We have to be the most pathetic 8 billion people in all of history.

[Grace Chong, MBI @gc22gc]

BANNON: The only way we win is to tell them nothing else happens until we take Epstein on. If we don’t take down the deep state in this term, it’s over. This is America’s last chance.

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

If you are going to ask every Muslim if they condemn Hamas and “globalize the intifada,” we should also ask every Jew if they condemn the IDF and chants of “we will burn your village.” After all, the IDF has killed way more people. Why the double standard?

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@TadhgHickey Me, at the supermarket, buying Irish whiskey:

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

1984 was supposed to be a comically exaggerated warning NOT A FUCKING BLUEPRINT YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNTS

[Abier @abierkhatib]

This beautiful Iranian woman's expression of 'fuck your freedom' is the most eloquent and classy I have ever heard

I’m in awe 😍

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@donalt

[Abier @abierkhatib]

Destiny's advice to Israeli soldiers on his Hasbara tour :

people don't like seeing your war crimes, don’t film ur selves in women outfit, just put your fking camera away and have fun

Wut a clusterfuck !!!

[Max Blumenthal @MaxBlumenthal]

@EYakoby By Israel’s terrorist logic, the presence of a single enemy military official of any rank in the building justifies destroying the entire structure and killing everyone inside

Israel calls it the “neighbor policy”

You demons set the table, now you own the consequences

[Norm Cruise @normposter]

Just punched my neighbor in the face in the middle of the night. Please pray for my family.

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@donalt Agreed, but now do our German/European politicians. It's not like we're any better.

[yankov.eth 🦇🔊🇵🇸 @YankovETH]

@PistachioFi Patiently waiting for Android version...