Bill Yankovic

Manufactured in the 1970s.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@Jorge_ge8 ICE, ICE, Baby! @ICEgov

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@Jorge_ge8 Jose thinking he's still getting on that flight. 🤪

[Against Islamic invasion @hindu_1981]

How to catch and deport muslim

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@FMBS777 @TaraBull Riddle me this, Bat Woman, in all of these videos, they are always >95% black. That's not an exaggeration, it's an observable fact. Why?

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@TaraBull There seems to be some kind of similarity between them all...I can't quite put my finger on it. 🤔

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@nomoreokiedoke @cabisbee @Geniustechw I actually looked this up. It is surprisingly accurate. IQ scores are population level definable with genetics at 50-80% causal and environmental factors at 20-50%. Average U.S. is 98, which includes your kids.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@Geniustechw You don't. You either wall them off or round them up. Even African countries won't take them.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@MarianaTTrench1 @TONYxTWO I'm old enough to remember the Iran Hostage Crisis & overthrow of the Shah. This regime has caused thousands of American deaths and 10s of 1000s of others for over 40 years. Trump was the first with the balls to do something besides pay them off.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@MAGAfolkRsckrs @TONYxTWO Ummm. Okay, troll-tard.

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@ArtThePatriot_ 13% training the next generation I see.

[Chuck Callesto @ChuckCallesto]

Dad, what were Democrats like in the 90’s?

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@IbrahimOla22594 @CollinRugg He was traded to the Chicago Bulls in a three-team deal on February 3, 2026 (involving the Minnesota Timberwolves).

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@SoundmindG @CollinRugg He was traded to the Chicago Bulls in a three-team deal on February 3, 2026 (involving the Minnesota Timberwolves).

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

YouGov’s “50% support abolishing ICE” is dubious for 2 reasons: the binary question only offers “support or oppose abolishing ICE” with no reform option, pushing responses toward abolition when most want changes, and its online opt-in panel overrepresents politically motivated respondents. Selection bias.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

YouGov’s “50% support abolishing ICE” is dubious for 2 reasons: the binary question only offers “support or oppose abolishing ICE” with no reform option, pushing responses toward abolition when most want changes, and its online opt-in panel overrepresents politically motivated respondents. Selection bias.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@Geniustechw One way ticket to an African country of their choice? It would be cheaper in the long run.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@Geniustechw Sausage Fest '26?

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@realMaalouf And Allah will cast down the Sodomites, verily into eternal fire, saith the prophet, peace be unto him.

[Bill Yankovic @YankovicBill]

@ritafromruncorn @realMaalouf Because these "women" have penises?