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Fuck Altuve too, he’s a rat.

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Yo #FuckRobManFred. Stupid ass bitch!

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08/28/21: Game 2 #Yanks vs #A’s
(Cole vs Manaea)
Cali Nukes, Crazy Carlo, Nuke Voit, Pal Joey, Urshella My Fella, Squib Lifestyle, Higgy Higgy Higgy #goyanks #13W #fucktheredsox

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08/27/21: Game 1 #Yanks vs #A’s
(Taillon vs Kaprielian)
Stantonian, Bald top glory ball, Italian guys, Drunk on Jamo, Feed me that hot lasagna, All Rise! #12w #gloryball #goyanks

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08/23/21: Game 1 #Yanks vs #Braves #Hotbaseball
(Monty vs Ynoa)
Stanton show, Monty hit around, squib d, lasagna filth, el Gary, chappy semi not psychotic, #10W #goYanks

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I’ve been drunk, and stoned, and on vacation. Recaps will resume on Sunday 8/22/21 #goYanks

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08/12/21: Game 1 #Yanks vs #WhiteSox #FieldOfDreamsGame
(Heaney vs Lynn)
Corn, Heaney sucks, All Rise, Bald Magic, Eloy jack, Stantonian, Close w Lasagna please, #goYanks

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08/11/21: Game 3 #Yanks vs #Royals
(Luetge vs Singer)
Hits are fun, score early, wade is good?, voit love, machine is back, dolphin dive, #goYanks

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08/10/21: Game 2 #Yanks vs #Royals
(Nestor vs Lynch)
Perez is nice, Nestor Sharkey early, Higgy pop, machine is back, we can’t hold a lead, bad loss against a bad team. Need to win bullpen game tomorrow, #goYanks

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#yanks #yankees #mlb #goyanks #nukes #voit #bald #baldandbeautiful #jamo #alcoholic #late #tired #weloveit #yanksaregood #win

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08/10/21: Game 1 #Yanks vs #Royals
(Recovering Alcoholic vs Hernandez)
Double Play Love, Nuke Voit, Jamo is Nice, Angry Booney, Bronx guy, Big Bald Magic, insanityx5. Take the series tomorrow

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@DavidWernicki Was Hammered sorry

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08/07/21: Game 3 #Yanks vs #Mariners
(Dirty Heaney vs 💪🏼 en)
Heaney still isn’t good, somehow holds it through 6, due judge 💣, rougie knee drop(#shortporch), DJ clean base running

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#yanks #YANKSonYES #yankeestadium #mariners #mlb #baseball #goyanks #nukes #savages #savagesinbox #boon #bronx

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#yanks #yankees #newyork #winning #bald #glory #mariners #mlb #shortporch #beauty

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8/7/21: Game 2 #Yanks #Mariners
( Wandy vs Gonzalez)
Slow start, Gonzalez goes late, 9 pitchers, bald dome glory walkoff

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#YANKSonYES #yankee #yankees #Gallo #rizzo #chapman #newyork #mlb #baseball #newyorkyankees #steinbrenner #kay #oneil #curry #yes

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8/5/21: Yanks vs Mariners Game 1
(Nestor vs Anderson)
Recap: Sexy dub, psycho Cuban missle, beauty Italian guys, fuck seatle, onto game 2!