Yannis Tavros

Acid-tongued radio host at Toro Talk Radio (All Bull, All the Time). Lover of controversy and longtime supporter of the Pocket Gopher Running Team.

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Ears up! On Tuesday, on the eve of #GroundhogDay, my special guest will be choreographer Herman Stoat! He'll discuss his long career, and give us a hint about this year's bespoke dance. It's a not-to-be missed show!

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And next Monday—two days before #GroundhogDay—my special guest will be Fionnula Fox, UWT law professor and specialist in extrahortulanial law. She'll help us answer this timely question: do Park Police members have the right to arrest Humans when they commit crimes in The Park?

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Don't forget! Deconstruction Week starts tomorrow and runs all week long with a string of knowledgeable guests. You won't want to miss any of it!

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Big news, listeners! I'm reprising Deconstruction Week starting with Monday's show! All week, my guests and I will be deconstructing the list of the 2022 Archons, telling you what to expect from them in the coming year. So, fasten your seat belts! It's going to be a bumpy ride!

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I refuse to take any "blame" for today's postponement of the swearing-in ceremony of the 2022 Archons. It's about time our government valued transparency! My fellow journalists and I will keep fighting for that and we hope you will support us! Yours from the #ParkJail, Yannis.

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Tune in Monday for my EXCLUSIVE interview with outgoing Chief Archon Aristokles Bustard. One of only two Chief Archons to serve two terms (Amaury Porpoise was the other), Bustard will discuss the ongoing Human Crisis, how The Park is faring, and what he thinks the future holds.

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Tomorrow on the show, my guests will be @talkswithnoreen, head of the Human Crisis Task Force, along with @RotteGunnar, Hermione Hippo, and Sierpinski Squirrel. All members of the Task Force. Don't miss it!

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My guests next week will discuss the ways in which the almost year-old Human crisis has affected the behaviour of the species, which Park residents are most at risk, and what you can do to protect yourself from danger.

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Heads up: All next week on the show, my guests will be members of the Department of Well-Being and Safety, Enforced Domestication Awareness Month (EDAM), AND @talkswithnoreen, our resident expert on Human behaviour. For your own safety, don't miss any of these shows!

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On the show today: TMD Political Affairs reporter Sigrún Maur and Groundhog Day reporter Endla Metsümiseja. Among other things, they'll be discussing the role of the Archon Transition Team in a year that will have no transition.

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Ears up! Tomorrow on the show, my guest will be the head curator of The Park Museum, Dorika Pumi. We'll discuss the museum's future AND its past, including her decision to leave the Park Museum of Contemporary Art to take on this job. Don't miss it!

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Feeling humble.

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Hey, suckers! I know you all go gaga over endangered species. I've seen you at The Extinction Anxiety Clinic's fundraisers. So, go gaga over this: during Deconstruction Week, one of my guests will be...Mariana Sofía Vaquita, Endangered Species reporter at @mammaliandaily!

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I'm back, Toro Talk Radio fans! And looking forward to another Deconstruction Week on my show! Starting tomorrow, we'll have on all the usual suspects, and a fair number of new ones, to discuss and deconstruct The Park's 2020 government. 35 Archons to pick apart, one by one!

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Have you heard this? Charles "Chuck" Nightjar, sometime coach of the Poorwill Commoners, is running for POPS! That guy is a lunatic! And I have the proof!

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It's that time of year, folks! In the run-up to the POPS and Keeper of the Nut election, it'll be all politics all the time starting next week. My guests for the next month will include Yoshita Tigru, @PaardPieterN, Clark Cascanueces, Beatrice Zilonis, Magnus Marmoset, & others.

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Programming note: tomorrow, my guest for the entire show will be Beasts of Burden lead singer, Alfredo Ox. We'll talk music, charity, and those nagging hibernators. Don't miss it!

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Programming note for the coming week: All week long, my guests and I will discuss, debate, and deliberate on the fate of #sortition in The Park. I'll have on multiple memos of CASP (Coalition Against Sortition in The Park), and from SOPS (Save Our Political System). Stay tuned!

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Now this is something I can really get with! GRAAAAAZE FEST, here I come!

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Park Life Reporter Marikit Kuneho tells us that Holstein Fashion has requested funds from the Department of Holidays, Festivals and Celebrations so that temporary alterations can be made to the Ancient Open-Air Theatre for its first annual GRAZE FEST, August 23-25.