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say hi to your dog for me 😄

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU'RE EMAILING ME? IT'S DECEMBER 20TH - AND YOU'RE EMAILING ME?!?!?!?!?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Current relationship status: Caught dinner for two. Ate both.

#FatBearWeek

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If a bear wears shoes and socks he still has bear feet.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When you need to recharge in your burrow after consecutive days of social interaction…

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@jenniferkrneta all time is free time if you can ignore the impeding consequences of your actions hard enough

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Instead of texting “on my way,” just send this photo.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The record gliding distance of the southern flying squirrel is about 100 yards. On average, they are 10ish inches long. If one southern flying squirrel can hurl their body a distance 360 TIMES ITS SIZE,,, you can get through this week. Crazier things have happened.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Maturing is realizing you’re the Allan ((standoffish but concerned for everyone’s safety during aquatic recreation events ))

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Okay, let's review.

Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Hope this helps.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

A LOT of us go outside to feel better. This Mental Health Awareness Month remember to take a moment to slow down, go outdoors, and get your self-care in the fresh air.

You can call or text @988okla 24/7 for free, confidential mental health help.
Be well Oklahomies ❤️

[Georgia DNR Wildlife @GeorgiaWild]

@OKWildlifeDept If your man doesn't open the door for you but a bear will... dump him.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

I relate to poison ivy for being a drop-dead-gorgeous wildlife favorite even through all the hate.

Sometimes it's hard being so attractive 😔😔😔

[The Logos Theatre @LogosTheatre]

"...and when He shakes His mane, we shall have spring again!"

Tickets for #TheChroniclesofNarnia: #TheHorseandHisBoy in Washington, DC and Branson, MO will be released April 1!

Ticket/touring: https://t.co/ohvwz1AAYW

#TheLogosTheatre #NarniaonTour #ifoundaslan

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

me tryin to work, the birds outside,

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear,
you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.

[✶ @haevong]

just finished the glory pt2 it might be one of the best kdramas i’ve ever watched

[ㅎㅎ @chatshuire]

like she's just on a different level #TheGlory #더글로리

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

stranger: is this snake poisonous?

us: nah fam,

stranger: *picks up snake, gets bitten, starts foaming at the mouth*

us: it’s venomous tho

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

The common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) is a freshwater turtle of the family Chelydridae, a long-lived species reaching maturity at ages varying from 11 to 16 years and can live nearly 50 years in the wild. For context, that is 2.6315 Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends