Tyler Yarak

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

Future: I have crippling anxiety and depression mostly stemming from my years in poverty and doing unspeakable things to escape my situation. I find it hard to maintain deep connections with others due to my trust issues and cope by sleeping with copious amounts of women who I will never commit to and I shower them with material possessions so they will stick around and provide me with instant gratification. I have many children that I fail to provide with the necessary nurturing for their development. Sometimes I question whether I even want to continue living

Me:

[SF Giants on NBCS @NBCSGiants]

The Giants' outfield did the Key and Peele celebration skit after the win 🤣

[Craig @CS11__]

Many moons ago i would’ve believed that Daredevil wasn’t actually in Spider-Man Brand New Day.

But no. He’s absolutely in it. There’s physically no world where they don’t overlap.

IT’S LITERALLY THE HAND IN A PRISON.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

De’Aaron Fox is absolutely cooking in the 4th quarter. This is filthy.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Israel Adesanya says people didn't appreciate his activity while he was UFC champion:

"Look at the middleweight division now... The last active champion was me. People didn't appreciate it until now. This game is slow and stuck without me."

(via @espnmma)

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i asked the produce guy if i could try a grape and he said he wouldn’t care if i lit the store on fire with him in it

[NETTI🇵🇹🇫🇷🇸🇳🫐 @Blocboy_GT]

Niggas run out of weed and claim they are on tolerance break

[- @leftistexe]

How do stoners keep a pen on them? I feel like I would hit it every minute and spend the entire day high. Too accessible. The act of smoking a joint requires effort. It’s a conscious decision: yes, I will stand outside in the cold, light this thing, and smell like it all night

[tayla ꩜ @chaoticweevil]

i’d smoke a super bowl right now

[Jeff Stoutland @CoachStoutland]

Philadelphia,

I’ve decided my time coaching with the Eagles has come to an end.

When I arrived here in 2013, I did not know what I was signing up for. I quickly learned what this city demands. But more importantly, what it gives back.

The past 13 years have been the great privilege of my coaching career. I didn’t just work here, I became one of you.

Stout out

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

In 40 years, it had never rained during the Super Bowl. On the day of 41st the heavens opened up and poured down hard.

Because everything on the stage were live instruments and the stage floor was slick with water for he and his dancers, they asked Prince what did he want to do about the performance.

Prince replied, “can you make it rain harder?”

Long live Prince. The greatest halftime performance in Super Bowl history.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Thanks to Trump, right-wing multibillionaire Larry Ellison will now control the TikTok algorithm, along with:

CBS
MTV
The Free Press
BET
CMT
Simon & Schuster
Nickelodeon
Paramount+
Pluto TV
and more

This is what Oligarchy looks like.

[Thomas R. Petersen @thomasrp93]

8 years ago.

Nobody was beating the Eagles that day.

Nobody.

#Eagles

[Sacramento Kings @SacramentoKings]

new year, same traditions 🟣🔦

#LightTheBeam

[GODZILLA.OFFICIAL @Godzilla_Toho]

GODZILLA MINUS ZERO from Takashi Yamazaki

Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
https://t.co/htSdiaadFA

[Hines Ward @CoachHinesWard]

DEVELOPMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

[outstar 🧛 professional vampire simp @outstarwalker]

men only want 3 things