John Keegan

Landscape Contractor

[John Keegan @Yardbuilders]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Found by Elwood P. Dowd

[John Keegan @Yardbuilders]

@TrueFactsStated The reason Arlington Cemetery exist was because it was established on the front yard of the insurrectionist Robert E. Lee. Hence the Lincoln memorial’s line of sight to the traitor’s house.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Photo from today.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

WARNING: This may be the least flattering photo of Trump ever taken.

Fuckface would absolutely HATE seeing this spread across timelines.
So whatever you do… DO NOT RETWEET! Don’t share it.

Let’s all be mature adults and make sure that doesn’t happen.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

Who agrees ?

Yes or No 👇👇👇

[The Lincoln Project Advocacy @LPAdvocacy]

Beautiful weekend for a LIV golf tournament at Trump National in VA. Sure would be a shame if it were ruined by this ad running on heavy rotation on the Golf Channel in the club house and targeting every phone in the vicinity. Oh. Wait. 😈🏴‍☠️

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Is this illegal?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Oh STFU. Trump danced on Rob Reiner’s grave, on Robert Mueller’s grave, called recently for the execution of elected members of Congress.

Kimmel told a joke.

I’m so fed up of this idiocy, dishonesty and faux outrage.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us.

Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
"NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth. Credit (borrowed from) Jim Scroggins - original author 📷 unknown”

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

We always had stupid people. Fox News made them a voting bloc.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Your daily reminder that Native Americans weren’t granted citizenship, of our own land, until the until Indian Citizenship Act was passed in 1924.

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

For anyone who missed this:
In 2021, Pete Hegseth was blocked from Biden's inauguration because a fellow service member flagged him as a potential security threat. Now, he's leading "The Department of War."
Comforting.🙄

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[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Prices are down under President Trump!

[The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpod]

“We’re all having to deal with the fallout from a catastrophic misjudgment by a terrible president.” @campbellclaret discusses Europe’s place in Trump’s Iran War. #theweeklyshow #jonstewart #politics

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

This is too good 🤣

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN