Yaroslav Matveev

Russian, he/him, DM open

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

This year I've decided to try something new. I am a big fan of comedy shows, so writing about them felt natural. My first review is of @adamrowecomedy WIP show #Juicy and his support act @deancoughlin_

https://t.co/qe0N5eO8n9

#ukcomedy #standup #comedians

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

Spoons are better than forks

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

Since when ‘dispatch’ became ‘despatch’ ?

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@WorkTheSpace @FootballManager How many likes to compare players from different teams not via the shortlist?

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@WorkTheSpace @BahlsenPiCKUP How about a challenge with the viewers on who can eat more in two minutes 👀 With video submissions and stuff 😅

P.S Got it in @sainsburys with @nectar card and it was indeed £1.25 per pack!

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

Rate my lunch @WorkTheSpace @BahlsenPiCKUP 🫣 I bet I would eat more than Jack in two minutes, just saying 👀

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@reluctantnicko Is there a speciality pie in Southampton though?

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@gyreandgimble No way! Is he playing for Steeldogs 🤔?

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@mcOOey You would laugh but I’ve actually spelt that first 😂

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

Carling is disgusting? Why does it taste of peas?

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@FreddyQuinne Dip swans

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

The football Pep played against HUDDERSFIELD tonight

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@RebIsReb Goth gamer 🫡

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@alrightfans @robmulholland No

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@DroyNot @DeadMenTalkPod @DeadMenTom @robmulholland @FreddyQuinne Haven’t posted a picture with me? Very gay behaviour

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@RebIsReb Wow, well done! Congratulations!

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@mcOOey This before Freddie in a bubble? Criminal

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@robmulholland Particularly happy with Bijol for you as he played for CSKA Moscow a couple years back

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@RebIsReb I am sorry but this is so funny 😂

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

@mcOOey @FreddyQuinne @robmulholland @DeadMenTom And Tom’s wife as well

[Yaroslav Matveev @YaroMatveev]

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