Michael

Good evening, cowards

[Michael @Yashtag]

Buddy was in a @lyft last week where the driver asked him what he thought would happen if he yelled "heil Hitler" out the window while driving through a Jewish neighborhood in LA. @lyft support couldn't care less. Driver said "15 million people control the world"

[Patients Capital Management LLC @PCM_bio]

New Head of CBER

[Adam Feuerstein ✡️ @adamfeuerstein]

As the sell side ramps up coverage of psychedelics, which bank will be the first to take hedge fund managers on an ayahuasca junket?

More fun than JP Morgan's biotech Napa trip?

[Michael @Yashtag]

@axs are legitimate criminals. Can't access the app after resetting password 5x and they tell you to go fuck yourself in the live chat

[Michael @Yashtag]

First they came for the cigarettes, and I did not speak out - because I was not a smoker.

Then they came for the JUULs, and I did not speak out - because I was not a vaper.

Then they came for the zyns - and there was no one left to speak for me.

[Michael @Yashtag]

@CharlesSchwab @tssntrn Having same issue

[Michael @Yashtag]

@PHLEaglesNation Brady strip-sack

[Michael @Yashtag]

@kylewbigley Texting you now!

[Michael @Yashtag]

@nypost uhh yea...because the smart kids were busy taking the AP Calc BC exam

[Michael @Yashtag]

@RampCapitalLLC

[Michael @Yashtag]

@hmsinger21 @airfrance @Delta Appalling. Someone should be held accountable!

[Michael @Yashtag]

Checked out @clooneeuk at Elrow this weekend. Crowd unenthused with the Turn off the Lights Remix. I call them how I see them

[Michael @Yashtag]

Yo @chrislake must have been on crack when he approved this @clooneeuk remix. I don’t mean any disrespect, but this shit SUCKS

[Michael @Yashtag]

@ticospeaks

[Michael @Yashtag]

@0xUtrillity You a bitch

[Donovan McNabb @donovanjmcnabb]

🤔🤔🤔🤔 missing someone🤷🏽‍♂️

[Michael @Yashtag]

@soundsofneda @CCSalts I’ll take being “dumb” over whatever possesses someone to post manifestations of career aspirations on Twitter to get 26 pity likes

[Michael @Yashtag]

@dkay2323 @Clooneeuk But since you seem to be in desperate need of good music: https://t.co/slAWsDJf79

[Michael @Yashtag]

@Clooneeuk @JackWrights @JayPryor But are you a piece of shit boyfriend? https://t.co/slAWsDJf79

[Michael @Yashtag]

@soundsofneda Here you go, shit-for-brains https://t.co/slAWsDJf79

[Michael @Yashtag]

@johnstone_tin @Clooneeuk This was not meant to be a comment on Cloonee’s music or his DJing in general. I can simultaneously think Get Stupid is a banger and this Turn Off the Lights Remix is the worst thing I’ve heard all month