Yasmine Singh

Writer, horror fan, book lover. I laugh at my own jokes & I am totally prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

[Yasmine Singh @Yasminewrites]

@ejdickson 🥴

[Yasmine Singh @Yasminewrites]

Me: What do you want for dinner?

4yo: Tater tots and fries.

Me: But, they’re the same...never mind. #quaratinedwithkids

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Everyone else: Goes apple picking. Can’t wait to bake pies and make candy apples

Me: Goes apple picking, buys apple pies and donuts. Has no idea what to do with all these apples now.

[Yasmine Singh @Yasminewrites]

New Yorkers have no idea what to wear during this season. So, if you see someone wearing sweatpants, snow boots and a bikini top—just leave it alone.

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FYI: My 3yo is walking around our house taking pictures bc she is “gathering evidence.” Just in case I needed more proof that my house is so messy it looks like a crime scene.

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Watching Pocahontas with my 3yo:

3yo: Just around the riverbend!

Me: Shhh. I’m trying to note all of the historical inaccuracies.

3yo: Just around the riverbend!

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I’m not sure if I’m more upset about my dishwasher not working or that the whole experience made me realize I’m at the age where I have a favorite appliance.

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#NewProfilePic

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I’m thankful for a lot of things—-my health, my family, and that my daughter never got into #PawPatrol It’s the little things.

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@ejdickson You had me at 11:00am wake up.

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My 3yo talks to an audience all day long. Today she literally said “comment below if you think this will work guys!” You think she watches too much YouTube? Or are we on the Truman Show?

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@ejdickson 😭😭😭😭😭

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Society: Dads are capable parents who are participating in their babies’ upbringing more than ever.
Also society: We're still not putting changing tables in their bathrooms though.

[Yasmine Singh @Yasminewrites]

I started eating hummus with carrots and all off a sudden I was eating hummus with hummus. That escalated quickly.

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I’m trying to discover my life purpose. But instead, I keep discovering new and unhealthy snacks.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Shout out to the husbands who know your Starbucks order by heart, do the dishes without asking, consider themselves a co-parent instead of a babysitter, and know when you need a break before you do.
They’re the real MVP's.

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The best part about arriving at my destination while vacationing is finally figuring out what I forgot to pack this time! #mommybrain

[Yasmine Singh @Yasminewrites]

I’m just a mom trying to keep up with #GamesOfThrones. But let’s face it, I can’t even remember to put the laundry in the dryer. #lost

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Don’t let your depression lie to you. You’re a great mom, a great person, and worthy of so much love. You are a badass. Don’t forget it.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Instead of birth classes, moms should take a real-deal mom course where you learn things like:

- What to do when there’s poop in the tub
- How to find the closest public restroom
- How to calm a baby when they’re screaming bloody murder
- Who to call when you want to give up