Halloween Half Term will be Frighteningly Fun with @playsport_uk
Book Online: https://t.co/Kb2ZtZCeOY
Call 01344 508008 or email [email protected] for more information. @ Yateleys Health & Fitness https://t.co/GfKiUs339P
Friday Night Swimming! 🏊
We have now added an extra evening swimming session to our timetable.
-Non members welcome
-Must be 16+
#yateley#yhf#yateleys#swimming @ Yateleys Health & Fitness https://t.co/N0wZ8OuC43
HOLIDAY CLUBS AVAILABLE
Open to children aged 5-12
Please contact @playsport_uk 01344508008 for more details
#yateley @ Yateleys Health & Fitness https://t.co/OsHVBbR6Av
I didn't to be fair. Until our resources manager asked me to write something silly on Twitter to let everyone know what an unmissable opportunity this is. Pretty sweet deal.
Unrelated marketing message: Speedos are cool.
FUN QUIZ:
1. Why am I wearing Speedos right now?
2. Did you know that we offer free session passes at Yateleys Gym?
3. Did you know you can do gym, swim and a class for FREE to try it out?
4. Did you know ANYONE can take us up on the offer?
Like Macaulay Culkin, we took a little break from being famous and keep our fans on their toes, but now we’re back on Twitter with a bang! So don’t stay Home Alone this summer, come and join us in our exclusive gym/pool and just like Macaulay, you can be the next Gucci model!
“Mr German, can you stand there with Oscar for a second, you’re very on-brand for attracting new members to @YateleysHF in your dapper suit and lanyard.”
“You’re not going to actually use this photo for Twitter are you?”
#tacticalsilence#apologiselater