Max Yelken

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

if i had a genie who could grant me one wish, i think id like to go back and see my top 10 showdowns with substitute teachers. that would be a doozy.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

i miss the simpler times...you know...when we had bathrooms in the classroom. after coloring, id like to go in there and just think. i didnt even have to go or anything...i just needed a break.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

there is something about munching on a crisp granny smith apple in public that screams, "i dont care about anything" to fellow pedestrians.

[Matt Sterbenz @sterbenz_matt]

Periodically I'll stay up until 3 am looking through old pics and vids with my best friends and just realize how blessed I am to have them

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

Mac Demarco, a spitwad out of New England....is the sauciest artist in the game.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

try something new. its either gonna be one day or day one.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

i love posting random/questionable things on my instagram story. it makes me feel alive.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

when I go to the coffee shop, i have to use the restroom. when i have to use the restroom, i face the internal conflict of whether to risk my laptop being stolen by leaving it out, or take it with me as a symbol to all the potential thieves that i am not be reckoned with.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

i find meatheads fascinating

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

is someone going to bring Phitens back? or am I gonna have to do it?

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

no, i did not shake my blender bottle this morning and become drenched with the liquid form of protein...why do you ask?

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

@coreysoper a dikembe mutumbo type move

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

Either verizon doesn't cover the church or they are shutting off my cellular service. either way you cut it, i don't like it.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

The Uncle Rico complex is developing at a rapid pace in our society. I will be be one of them shortly.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

we all know an "unsolicited advice giver" at the gym. These people are the most caring in the world. They can often be seen making sure you are re-racking weights properly, critiquing your squat form until you want to cry, and making sure you know your curl form is broken.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

@sterbenz_matt i was thinkin jaynote

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

I often find myself in a situation where I have my car keys in one fist and a trash item in the other. In this situation it is always the car keys that I find myself fishing out of the garbage can.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

Phantom of the Megaplex. google is a powerful tool max.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

yall know that movie about the movie theatre on halloween or something that they used to play on disney channel. im starting to feel crazy.

[Max Yelken @YaxMelken]

you can never have enough of what you don't really need.