Renee ✌️

Part time nerd.

[Rusty @PeaceInTruth1]

Do not fuck with a person who drives home from work in complete silence.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Blessed be the cringe, for they shall inherit the Internet.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we love an industrious jamaican queen

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

@j_drake628 Girl. Same 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

the 2020 writers' room lost us with the murder hornets but oh baby they back

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

It's today again.

[jenntrify @_jennatural]

Just tested positive for a hot mom bod

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Babies are ok, but have you tried PUPPIES!? 😍

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

I have reached my quota on old white guy-ness today. A man at the airport just referred to himself as a “messy Marvin” and his friend told me I’m tall for a woman.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

You guys posting your breakfast pics know that scrambled eggs aren’t supposed to look like crumbled up shitty cookie dough, right?

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

My metabolism is a fucking sloth

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Alfredo sauce from a jar should be illegal.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Excuses are worse than insults.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Don’t try to count on anyone else or your math will fall short.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Old people know what’s up. Slow down, take a nap, send letters with cool stamps, take some vitamins, tell good stories, don’t give any fucks.

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

People whose hangers don’t match- how do you sleep at night living with such reckless abandon?

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

@aubrey_jade1 @bt_dmb That’s what I don’t understand... has everyone forgotten about the terrible, creep behavior? He should address it and mend what wrongdoings he can. His talent is huge but it doesn’t supersede morality. I miss the old shows just as much as anyone 😭

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

Drinking kinda sucks 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Renee ✌️ @YayOrRenee]

You’re either an umbrella person or you’re not. 🌂