Payne.

“… ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ's ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴜᴍᴏʀ, ʜᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ғᴜɴᴇʀᴀʟ. …”

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

Y'all so old here

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 you make me smile.

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 loves yoy

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 hums

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 I love you too!!

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 Hey you precious, what is it?

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

||. Okay. But Harry Styles falling made me laugh so hard, he's such a CUTE LITTLE FUCKING IDIOT OMFG SHKWHE

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

I just saw this now. Oh my god. https://t.co/LzciF6BfZn

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

01/31/15 at 6:04 am
The day I met the love of my life. 🙈

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 yes. Yes I am.

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

@YcurDaddy_ And you're MY fiancé

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

@HarryValentino3 you're my fiancé.

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

Fiancé.
I like that word.
Fiancé, fiancé, fiancé, fiancé.

[Payne. @YcurDaddy_]

New fake ✌🏻️

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

@zaynmalik Just a reminder.
I really hope you realized what mistake you made.

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

@HarryValentino3 there is around here is your pussy. Get the fuck out. You both lost my respect.

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

Okay, so that other boys have a "bad effect" on Zayn which is why they aren't going to the wedding? Listen here bitch the only "bad effect"+

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

waits for @Harry_Styles to say something about the drama going on like:

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

@Harry_Styles "Chocolate coin problems"

[Intersex Harry @HarryValentino3]

Sigh