WhydoI

Thoughts of a forty something ......

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Why do I always forget that I’m no longer 25 and hangovers are evil

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Why do I always go Into @m&s not needing anything and come out with 6 bottles of wine #25%off

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#IReallyShouldGetPaidFor remembering every lyric to every 80s hit! 🎶 #lovethe80s #headfulloflyrics

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Why do I always sit watching 20 minutes of a sponsored advert before realising it's playing on a loop? 😳😖😤 #dippycow

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Why do I always smile and wave at the Lollipop lady when inside I'm vexed for having to stop #twofaced

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Why do I always kid myself that I'm going for an early night, only to spend 3 hours in bed on Twitter? #cantputmyphonedown #needtosleep

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Why do I always have good intentions and rubbish willpower #wineonaschoolnite

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Why do I always sit next to the bloke on the train who loves the sound of his own voice #auditor #takeabreath #dullasdish #chiltern

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Why do I always watch that extra Netflix episode #areyoustillwatching #TheGoodWife #NetflixMonday

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Why do I always realise I'm desperate to pee just 30 seconds AFTER leaving anywhere...? #crossedlegged #longjourney #ooops

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Buy a sharing pack of #M&Ms on the premise I will only eat half #greedymoo #notfoolinganyone #nomnomnom

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Why do I always wave like a lunatic before confirming that I actually know that person from a distance..?

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Why do I always open the fridge whenever I go into the kitchen?#noneed #invitetemptation #confused