Alan G Partridge

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

It's too warm for the log fire tonight. I'm off to uncle ned (bed) to finish off dan browns angels and demons. May as well take a flavia.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

What an unproductive day. I've done nothing! Had 20 flavia's, drove to gayton for nothing thanks to @MBrundelf1 and sat on the bonkette!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

@PartridgeBot A robotic me! Should be fun to watch me in sprowston town centre!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Bloody hell!! One just ate another tiger!!! No, no, they are just playing around.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Great documentary about tigers on national geography! I realised they are just big spotty cats. Attenborough hasn't got a clue!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

The Norfolk bravery awards is cancelled this year due to no brave Norfolk residents. Unberbloddybelievable! I wasn't hoasting anyway.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

@MBrundelf1 isnt home. I waited in the Lexus with a Fabulous baking boys flapjack and a lucazade, be he is still didnt arrive.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Bacon Butty, flavia, and a french Fancy. What a lunch!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Maybe popping for a coffee in Gayton with Ex Racing Driver @MBrundleF1 after he returns from Italy. It doesnt get better than this!!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

I trust the general public will buy & enjoy my forthcoming Auto-Biography. But...Simon has told me to plug!

http://t.co/PyOXFZY

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Simon has just popped round! Best get the Flavia warmed up!!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Ruddy wind has taken a chunk out of sonia's caravan. Lynn is helping her sort it.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

No electricity in ye house this morning after returning from a ramble. Doesn't stop me from my daily mail and muesli. Can't beat this life!!

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Sorry, should have been tin "of" directors. It was in no way a reference to the great work of Mr R Kipling. Now I want a bakewell tart now.

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

There's nothing like a log fire and a tin if directors on an autumns evening. Along with a "signed copy" of bravo 2 zero by @andymcnab

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Not long until AP's (Alan partridges) AB (auto-biography) is out. I'm referring to my (Alan partridge) AB (auto-biography).

[Alan G Partridge @YeAlanpartridge]

Just had a tin of directors, never tastes as good as draft!