Craig Allen

Born in Pontefract. Grew up in Doncaster. Lives in Sheffield. Puts on gigs. Tries to be good. Nonsense talked here. For gig news follow @wagonwheelgigs

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark Yeah cos that would make sense.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HalifaxBank Is there an issue with messaging?! I’ve been waiting over 2 hours to speak to someone on your “24/7” messaging.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

Hey @evridelivery we’ve had another visit from the phantom parcel dropper today. Scans then **drops** the parcel before ringing the bell and walking off leaving it in plain view on the doorstep for anyone who might fancy it. #Evri #EvriFail

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

Hey @evridelivery, is this how you do things now? Literally DROP a parcel at a customers door, KICK it to the wall, then ring the bell and walkaway leaving it on the doorstep without even having given anybody chance to open the door? Have the full video if you’d prefer. #Evri

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

When is a golden boot winner not a golden boot winner? @paddypower @AskPaddyPower

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

Hey @evridelivery, is this how you do things now? Literally DROP a parcel at a customers door, KICK it to the wall, then ring the bell and walkaway leaving it on the doorstep without even having given anybody chance to open the door? Have the full video if you’d prefer. #Evri

[M G Boulter @MGBoulter]

Back at the Green Note in London tomorrow night (Wednesday) as a duo and then up to Sheffield with the band on Thursday at The Greystones. It would be nice to play for you if you're in either. Tickets:https://t.co/qlsbsoq7la

[M G Boulter @MGBoulter]

The tour rolls on this Friday with a trip to the far west, Pembrokeshire, at the @BluestoneAles before shows in London (29/05) & Sheffield (30/05) for @YeWagonMaster. Hopefully catch up with a few of you out there.
https://t.co/qlsbsoqFaI

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

Catching up on today’s @C4Countdown and @ColinMurray’s Teletext reminisces made me think of the old ClubCall adverts. Who ever actually phoned them? Was always amazed they were a thing for so long, and even more so to see it’s still around (though a free website now).

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

Hi @RoyalMail @RoyalMailHelp, i realise it’s an Olympic year, but i’m pretty sure the ‘parcel toss’ hasn’t been added as an event yet. Any idea why your delivery driver chose to throw mine over a 6ft locked gate/fence and left it sitting in a box of mucky & soggy garden waste?

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark They peaked with Alligator. And you probably still had hair when that came out.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark And Man U fan…

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark Goal all day long. Surprised it took so long for VAR to give it.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@susie_dent @MaggieAMcQueen ! xxx

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark Depends whose fingers they are.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark Too right. Linguini is totally where it should be at.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark Very occasionally you’re right about stuff.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

@HollisMark 😂😂😂

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

The one good thing Twitter has over Threads, and yet every time i open it lately it keeps defaulting back to ‘for you’ and not people i’m actually following. Almost like they don’t want people to be here.

[Craig Allen @YeWagonMaster]

WagonWheel’s also now on the Threads…