Yeager Donut Wall

Some say I am just a fixture on the wall in the legislative office of @steveyeagernv, but I am so much than that. June 7th is my favorite day. 🍩🍩

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

👀 Mr. Vance is not welcome at the @YeagerDonutWall. #NVLeg

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

I know I’m a weird messenger to be giving advice, but I truly mean this to be helpful, @JDVance.

Fire your whole team. They clearly hate you. This is TV production 101, and they failed it.

1) Someone is supposed to scout ahead and make sure everyone there is interested in being on camera AND excited to talk to you. And if your team finds out that no one at the place is interested in talking to you and some don’t even want to be on camera with you - situations that I’m sure you are used to by now - then your team needs to find another establishment.

2) Someone is supposed to prep you with names and talking points. This is especially true because, as you know, you are horrible at small talk. Your team must even know this by now. Your team has to give you follow up questions so you are ready to go. “What is your bestselling donut?” “What’s your favorite?” “What do you recommend?” “What’s your favorite part of your job?” “Do you eat too many donuts because you work here.” This is simple stuff. But again, I get that it is extremely hard for you to speak to humans. That’s why you need a better team.

3) in lieu of small talk, which I would recommend you skipping because you are - again - HORRIBLE at it, your team should have given you a pre decided order so you were ready for the “difficult task” of ordering donuts. Here are a few suggestions for next time. “I’ll take a dozen glazed.” “Just give me a dozen of your bestsellers.” “JUST FILL THE BOX WITH SPRINKLES THAT YOU SCRAP OFF OF SPRINKLE DONUTS, AAAAAARGH!!!”

That last one was a trick. If you believed it then you need more help than I even imagined.

The good news is I’ll happily take you on as a client to teach you how to appear more human, all for the price of one jabilliondee dollar bucks. Currently, there is a 1% discount. But I need your answer by… more

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

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[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

It is so nice to be back in Carson City. HAPPY NATIONAL DONUT DAY! Stop by the Assembly chamber to say hello and grab a donut. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Happy to be back in Northern Nevada. Lake Tahoe was just the rest and relaxation I needed to recover from my world adventure. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

¡Hola from Chichen Itza, Mexico! 🇲🇽 Don’t forget to enjoy a donut by the Assembly Chamber this morning. #NVLeg #TGIF

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

It has been a busy day at the Palace of Versailles, France! 🇫🇷 I know you are in the homestretch - enjoy a donut this morning by the Assembly Chamber and keep on keeping on. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Spent the day wandering the beautiful grounds of the Taj Mahal, in India! 🇮🇳 Grab a donut or two by the Assembly Chamber while supplies last! #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Spent the day trekking across the Golden Bridge in Danang, Vietnam! 🇻🇳 But fear not, donuts have arrived. You can find them by the Assembly Chamber. #NVLeg #YeagerDonutWall #TGIF

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

I’m cruisin’ through the Milford Sound in New Zealand! 🇳🇿 You have all made it through another week. Take a deep breathe and enjoy some donuts by the Assembly Chamber. #NVLeg #YeagerDonutWall

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Hola from Machu Picchu, Peru! Another long week at the #NVLeg means donuts by the Assembly Chamber. Grab one or two while they last. #TGIF 🍩

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Having the time of my life in Bali, Indonesia! I’ve heard it has been a long week for all of you, so I sent some extra donuts. Grab one or two by the Assembly Chamber. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

You are more than halfway there. Sending donut love from the Great Pyramids of Giza, Egypt. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

London is pretty great! You know what else is great? Donuts! I hear you’ve worked hard this week. Reward yourself with a donut by the Assembly Chamber, while supplies last. #NVLeg #TGIF #YeagerDonutWall

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Hallo from the Geiranger Fjord, Norway! Cruising through these blue Norwegian waters has been great, but don’t forget to cruise down to the Assembly chambers for a donut. #TGIF #NVLeg #YeagerDonutWall

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Good morning from Rio De Janeiro, Brazil! You have made it through another week at the #NVLeg. Celebrate by grabbing a donut by the Assembly Chamber. 🍩

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Ohayō gozaimasu from Shibuya Crossing in Tokyo, Japan. I hear it might be raining in Carson City. I sent some donuts your way to brighten your day. Grab one by the Assembly Chamber while they last. #NVLeg #TGIF 🍩 🇯🇵

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

I hear it’s colder in Carson City than in Iceland. So I asked @tori_supple to bring some @Doughboysreno down to the #NVLeg. You will find them by the Assembly chamber. Enjoy! #TGIF 🍩

[tori @tori_supple]

Some wall from Iceland asked me to do a favor for a friend… #nvleg @YeagerDonutWall

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Slingin’ it in Singapore! Enjoy the donuts by the Assembly Chamber. Miss you all. #TGIF

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Happy first donut Friday from Barcelona! Grab a donut by the Assembly chamber this morning before they’re gone. #NVLeg

[Yeager Donut Wall @YeagerDonutWall]

Hey all! Guess who’s birthday it is? Mine! Living it up in Ibiza, España! 🇪🇸 🍾 🎂 #NVLeg