Sam

Every once in a while it's my birthday.

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

Goodbye Twitter

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd to quote a famous saying. "Thank you" - Unknown

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

Leaving this year with a shot of whiskey.

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd try hearing it explained over the radio. I had no clue

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd boo

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

I am excited to cheer on @RazorbackFB in the Belk Bowl on 12/29! #WPS https://t.co/7HMEJr4trd

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

Everyone keeps giving me liquor. #MerryChristmas #blurrychristmas

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

I Hate Emojis.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

THE SIGN LITERALLY SAYS DONT GO IN IT https://t.co/sb4fGMm961

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you get a star in real life

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

I don't drink a lot. All tho when I drink, I drink a lot

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd that would require me to not be hungover and awake at 7am

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

No time for swine my ass #WPS

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@AugustusThe3rd I don't ever mow, sometimes I have to rake sand. #DesertLife

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd I lied. Nebraska heard their second cousin showed up to the game so the stepped up and stole the game away

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd Wyoming Nebraska a halfway good to watch. Georgia's thinking about pulling a Miss State as well

[Sam @YeahBuddyItsSam]

@AugustusThe3rd Go watch an Army game, unless you wanted to watch a successful triple option that is.