Simple Jack

Parody of Jack Dorsey?

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@SeanPrevil Extremely ineffective strategy from Sean Previl.

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@Cernovich Why our opioid epidemic isn’t going away anytime soon. [Hint: Same reason mental health is not improving]

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@sirkneebanders @JohnLobotomy @GeorgePapa19 @GenMhayden “only ones still talking about her”

https://t.co/s95bmbFOe8

[CNN @CNN]

Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's security clearance withdrawn at her request https://t.co/j5Mb06Y8CW

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@pitbulllobby @CassandraRules @rafaelshimunov Nothing brings me more joy than watching Libs try to make memes.

Shit’s weak!

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@Tip When did ‘artists’ become so unoriginal?

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@VoteBlueTex @RLeePip @Elou33 @Ksdsc6 @betsy_klein @RobertTGarrett @tedcruz @BetoORourke Besides the wild claim at the end, I have no idea what you’re trying to say.

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@HuffPost “This story only brought us negative attention. So now we must pretend to have values.”
—@HuffPost

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@SenFeinstein Thanks to Dianne’s big mouth, we can now be certain that this whole story is #FakeNews

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@Carpedonktum You dawg, you!

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@Carpedonktum Bareback or protection?

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@NBCNews Poor NBC...

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@cocasta @Elizabe32720841 @TallMike66 @jaketapper Sane person: So, Apple Watch doesn’t have fingerprint capability.

Liberal: They used the phone.

Sane person: The fiancé had the phone.

Liberal: JUST SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THE STORY!

Sane person: No.

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@RLeePip @VoteBlueTex @Elou33 @Ksdsc6 @betsy_klein @RobertTGarrett @tedcruz @BetoORourke Okay, fine.

Maybe Beto is a fraud and a coward.

And maybe he is afraid to debate Cruz.

And yeah, Beto really isn’t his real name.

But at least he will **squints** engage in an artificial town-hall meeting.

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@JoanLMB @rabid_sanity @mkraju @jaketapper Define “nobody”?

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@DRUDGE He’s clearly unbalanced at the end of his swing. #FakeNews

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@jack @sriramk @Twitter Censoring your political opponents is a funny way to earn #trust

That word should be erased from your vocabulary.

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@WashTimes @BretBaier So impressive...

Clinton probably saved everything onto her own server by now. China likely has it all as well.

But six years later, her security clearance was lost.

Faith in humanity = restored

[Please note: sarcasm]

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Serious question: Do Gingers look forward to their hair turning gray?

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@ValerieJarrett @BarackObama @donlemon Imagine if @ValerieJarrett didn’t look like a character from planet of the apes.