Goompah El-Bulli

I opine on a variety of topics which I am not that close to and in the end, inevitably, I blame myself.

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@caymiendavis @nyknicks #FireDolan. The only solution.

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@MontyHa19186096 @SuperDuperGreen @TheRightMelissa LOL. I’ll take Door number 3 there Crackhead!

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@InkognitoSurfer @ZoomerQlips Already forgotten.

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@stevenThompson8 @FoxNews When was @FoxNews ever news?

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@peter72i3 @PressSec @realDonaldTrump It’s amazing that you are asking her questions that are so far above her pay grade. Just ignore her tweets. She’s two bottles in by now. #DrunkSteph

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@teddygoff Gyms are closing tomorrow so, you know, final leg and ab day for #lurch...

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@IvankaTrump Thanks to legislators taking action, unlike your pops.

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@SexCounseling @realDonaldTrump @CDCgov Thankfully the number of comments calling you out as a bot hack have now surpassed the number of likes on each of your comments. It took a while but it now seems like we have returned to a state of semi-normalcy. Good luck putting that #TrumpUniversity PhD to work!

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@chrissyteigen You have again proven yourself to be vapid and tone deaf.

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@Joe96407498 @jkbjournalist @JoeNBC Starting?

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@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump You are a complete fucking lightweight and should stop tweeting on topics that your 20 IQ cannot begin to understand.

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@NYCMayor @NYCFirstLady How the hell have you not closed the schools yet??? There are other ways for kids to get meals. It’s spring. Move things outdoors!

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@qualityrye And the world yawned. During this crisis we New Yorkers should support small restaurants and not egotistical “empire builders” like @davidchang. He will survive, while many others without deep corporate pockets wil not!

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@LBK423 @Dogsanddiapers @BilldeBlasio @PeteButtigieg If you’re hoping he’ll be a VP for the @BernieSanders dead campaign, then it’s time to give up that socialist dream.

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@SenMcSallyAZ We can bury your term in the Senate there in about 9 months. #UnelectedHack

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Get ready for your next career as a #lobsterman Suzie because come November, your time is up.

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@SenatorCollins @WGME Really.

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@NYCMayor It's so sexy when you talk tough even though no one respects you and you lasted in the Prez race for all of 30 seconds. You're out of politics forever in 1 year. In the meantime, shut up and #fixthetrains!

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@photowhitehouse @realDonaldTrump @POTUS Great photo. Perfectly shows off his triple chin.

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@realDonaldTrump White people in a caucus state. Meaningless. You are terrified of #MikeBloomberg2020 @MikeBloomberg and all of theses tweets show it. #drumpf

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@ewarren Possibly a #raindance could solve #homelessness #Pocahontas?