Yeah, I forgot...

Odds are, I am not on your team.

Pronouns: That one asshole

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

Remember when we used to get notifications from mutuals?

And now I look at my phone and I see this shit.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up

“If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]”

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

Amazon and Google suck at targeting ads.

I keep getting all these ads for gifts for my dad this upcoming father's day when this is the only real gift I can get.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

The doctor was his mother.

[siya @smartyhun]

Can you answer..?

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

I recently splurged and ordered my food a la carte instead of a combo, since I don't like french fries.

Not to brag.

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Going around the US Open asking people what their biggest financial flex is.

(📸 --> @JoeBonham15)

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

The only thing that irritates me more about AI's tendency to flat out fucking lie/gaslight me, is when it directs me to a fucking reddit forum.

I don't like saying "it should be a law", but maybe we could all come together shame silicon Valley into ignoring reddit?

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

I don't know what is funnier to me, that almost all Caucasians in America are lumped into one group, or that that Italians were excluded from said group.

[Zarathustra @zarathustra5150]

We need to talk about food stamps.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

@Oilfield_Rando

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@Aristos_Revenge I'm still riding the high of the one like I got on a post 2 and a half months ago.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

‘I found one bullet hole in my refrigerator, which is on my porch.'

[Unlimited L's @unlimited_ls]

NEW: Accountant arrested after sh**ting at a MAGA supporter who had a Trump flag in his yard

Benjamin Michael Campbell, 38, is accused of firing sh*ts at the home of Mark Thomas, 62, in Nantahala Gorge, North Carolina

'He was driving along, saw the sign, slammed on his brakes, you know, had a political trigger moment, and he just had to tear the sign down,' Thomas said

'I'm a Trump supporter. I have weapons for my protection and my enjoyment and I keep them handy.'

'You know, what good are they if you can't get to them when you need them? So I reached over and grabbed my rifle.' 

Thomas then fired two warning sh*ts into the air

Campbell went back to his Jeep, raised a pistol through the sunroof, and fired several rounds

‘He fired five to six rounds as he was heading back down the driveway to the highway that passes in front of my place.'

‘I found one bullet hole in my refrigerator, which is on my porch.'

'You can see the dirt and grass flying up in the air and coming back down where bullets struck the front yard.'

'I heard: boom, tap, and another bullet hit something metallic. That one could have very easily come close to me. He was most definitely trying to k*ll me.’ 

Campbell is charged with assault with a deadly weapon with intent to k*ll or inflict serious injury, discharging a firearm with intent to incite fear, and willful and wanton injury to personal property

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

I think my favorite thing about Amazon advertising, is not about how you or I should use them to order stuff. And how we can save money doing so.

It's trying to explain to everyone how they apparently vaguely give a fuck about their employees.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

For everyone just now canceling Netflix because they hate your guts and promote the hatred of you and your existence rock on.

I'd explain to you "All in the Family", but you're not ready yet.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cancel Netflix

[Hummingbirder 🇺🇸🏈🌰 @Hummingbirder]

@piersmorgan At least he can openly carry his country's flag!

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

So I just saw a commercial for a drug called Contrave, and the first side effect is "it may increase your desire to commit suicide."

I'm not even joking. Is this what drugs are now? We are past dry mouth and diarrhea, and are all the way into will make you kill yourself.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

@Agnosisparadig1 A little on the low side... but yeah.

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At least when the machine wars start, we can separate humans from AI terminator robots by who can match burgers to their corresponding chain.

If someone says that is a BK burger, find an excuse to get away from them as soon as you can.

[𝕀 ℙ𝕣𝕖𝕗𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕠𝕘𝕤 @SorryIsaidF_off]

It's Friday Fuckers.

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

@RealUnsweetDee At least he didn't say "homeschooled with minimum experience."

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@notfreerifleman I had to watch this like 20 times 'cause I kept focusing on how clean the top of his condenser unit was.

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@LucidUnity0 Proudly me...

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@BonafideKRS Gracias, already copied and texted this to my buddies with "your mom moved to Alaska?"

Followed by, "Please don't tell her I actually said that. How's she doing after the surgery? Will she be able to make it this weekend's get-together?"

[Yeah, I forgot... @YeahIForgot]

I couldn't care less about men or women's basketball.

But someone needs to have stream that pits these two together.