Chris Watts

🇮🇪I Stand-up Comedian🇮🇪 “The Mental Microwave with Chris Watts” Coming Soon!

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@Ww3truthsayer @I_amMukhtar A self respecting journalist would’ve done their due diligence before disseminating this bollocks to hundreds of thousands of people. You should expect better from your ‘journalists’.

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@winstonrichie @ciarannugent We’re letting bombers refuel on our shores on the way to bomb innocent people. Just coz they’ve been better than most other governments the Irish government is still complicit

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@bantercity @ciarannugent To stop letting bombers refuel and stock up on ammo on their way to slaughter innocent people. Pretty reasonable thing to be mad about I’d say

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@Rakita_IND @nostalgiafkninc You could do research instead of betting. illegal immigrants pay a lot more into your economy than they take from it, seeing as they work but don’t avail of Medicaid or social security or food stamps (coz they’re keeping a low profile). Lower crime rate than nationals too.

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@SigersonBell @atrupar Name one communist policy that he advocates for I beg of you

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@CatShoshanna Ah yes hitler and Stalin very famously came together to create Arabs in a lab

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@CaudilloNuclear Not even as an insult but this might genuinely, unironically be the gayest tweet of all time

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@rtenews Same shit every time. These people don’t care about us and no amount of empty apologies will change my mind

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@ChampionsLeague What the fuck is this nonense

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@JDVance What brand eyeliner do you use?

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“Sure look”

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@the_okayest @johnburk1776 That’s kind of a weird kink man but ok👍🌈

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@AnHourFM As the show’s resident boomer I don’t get the Millie Bobby Brown reference but anyway yeah screw her whatever she did we’ll do it better.

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@KeithoArmanio *21

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Protesting against people leaving their country in search of a better life is the single least Irish thing anyone could possibly do. What a fucking joke

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@Winter5In Jokes on u I don’t pay taxes

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Bunch of spastics protesting at Dublin airport have seemingly failed to take into account how spiteful the Irish people are bcoz this inconvenience has only made me infinitely more pro-refugee just coz I’m a cunt

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Screaming child about to get punted off this train

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That’s Ukraine fucked then

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Stefan Bacjetic is the best young player at Liverpool no disrespect to Elliott or Carvalho. #LiverpoolFC #LIVMCI