BobbyC

"Enjoy every sandwich" - Warren Zevon

Profane situations call for profane responses.

Find me at @yeahmybad.bsky.social or bobbyc3895 on YT

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The New Commandments.

1. Pick your own God, or don't.
2. Mind your own business.
3. Watch your fucking mouth.
4. Chill.
5. Respect those who earn it.
6. Respect life.
7. Don't fuck around.
8. Cut the crap.
9. Be a decent person.
10. If you want something, earn it.

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@FoxNews Someone has a crush on Dart.

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@FoxNews

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@FoxNews This is a real screen cap.

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@CattardSlim No-aura bore-cialis

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@atrupar They said that all of the bad economic stuff coming out of the pandemic was Joe Biden's fault (it wasn't). On inauguration day.

But these are their rules.

Ergo this is all Donald Trump's fault (which it is).

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@NewsWire_US

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@ThatEricAlper And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well...

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@ThatEricAlper 0.0 to 7.3 seconds - this is awesome

0.74+ seconds - this gum sucks, why do I keep buying them.

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@ThatEricAlper What hump?

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@PabloReports Victimhood
Projection
I didn't read controversial comments
Hypocrisy immunity

These are their superpowers.

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@Acyn Those colonies didn't have to join the new union.

They knew the rules when they signed up.

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@WUTangKids Yeah, normal people should try pitching a golf ball.

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@NewsWire_US ME: HOT CELEBRITY CLOSE TO DATING ME IN THEORY

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@callmekrisstat

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@christinexdude But if I hacked into your computer and changed your passwords, would I be Messin'(a) with your Loggins

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@punt_rd Jimmy Ray off of the album Jimmy Ray asking "Are You Jimmy Ray".

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@atrupar Do we have confirmation on when his two recent interviews were taped?

And based on the contents of these interviews, any references to specific events that have happened since last Wednesday?

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@WWEAsuka The "Bob Ross" of dogs, so "Bob" would be a great name.

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@WUTangKids But surely the face eating panther won't try and eat our face again for the 10th time.

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@ClayTravis It's hilarious that you think you know what journalism is, because if you think that for these "old school" guys are only in it for the money, then you are exactly the type of fool we all think you are.