Tay Money ✨

IM MY FAMILY ONLY HOPE 💯

[Tay Money ✨ @Yeah_Tay]

Told momma I gotta be successful, I remember nights I ate sleep for dinner 💯

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t see anything wrong with the things they do until you do it back to them.

[Icontrolthetrafic @Icontrolth13030]

That’s bc yall only pay for one person. Try paying double what you was gon pay everytime you go somewhere😂even the places you really don’t wanna go

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

pay solid attention;

an average millionaire is 40 not 23
an average billionaire is 55 not 35
the average age to buy a house is 35 not 25
most men hit their peak confidence at 32 not in their 20s
it takes the average person 66 days to build a habit not 7
the average ceo is 57 not 30
most people meet their life partner after 27 not 18
the average successful business takes 5-7 years not 6 months
most people don’t know what they want until they’re 30 not at graduation

stop letting social media brainwash you. you are not behind, you’re on your own track. live it ❤️

[iAm-paquetta @guesswhoiiamm]

When I finally get it right, please God let my mom be there

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Them unc jokes ain’t funny no more huh

[ty @tygrswrld]

this economy has fried my brain so bad i looked at this and thought damn that’s a steal

[Lowkey @So___Lowkey]

Always think risk to reward nigga…even if you outside…arguing with a nigga..bout to rob a nigga..going to that bitch house…not having your gun..switching jobs…gambling..bout to move to another city…etc..never be in situation you can’t get out of…don’t be a loose goofy

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

When the plane is about to take off and you hear the guy next to you say he invented a car that runs on water instead of gas.

[Anthony Bradley @drantbradley]

When I present the data on how vital father-son roughhousing is, dads often ask, “Until what age?” My response, “As long as you both can walk, that’s how important it is.” Josh Harris knows this! [P.S.—the teen years are particular crucial.]

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

ngl constantly being accused of fw somebody else a turn off 😭

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

😭

[Austin @LikSoStupid]

If you got a pops like Ksoo and Pooh Shiesty you slick don’t got a pops. Just a older nigga you hang with

[DIMES @Diimees_]

a woman treating me right can get whatever whenever

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Got a letter from the HOA yesterday

Actual letter

In an envelope

With a stamp

In 2026

The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day

The fine is $50

I checked my Ring camera

The truck came at 7:03am

I brought the can in at 7:14am

11 minutes

$50

That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility

My therapist charges $250 an hour

That's $4.17 per minute

My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy

I looked at the letter again

It was signed by the HOA president

Her name is Karen

Of course it is

I know this woman

She lives four houses down

She still has Christmas lights up

It's March

I know because I drive past them twice a day

And because that's what I do

I checked the HOA bylaws

All 47 pages

Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday

Her lights have been up for 97 days

I went to the HOA meeting

Tuesday night

7pm

In a church basement

Folding chairs

Fruit platter that nobody touched

Seven people showed up

Four of them were on the board

The other three were there to complain

I was there to read

My wife came with me

She didn't want to

But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news"

I brought my legal pad

Karen called the meeting to order

She talked about community standards

She talked about property values

She talked about the importance of curb appeal

From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March

I raised my hand

She said "we'll take questions at the end"

I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order."

She looked at me

I opened my legal pad

I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months."

The room was quiet

One of the other three complainers said "he's right"

The board members looked at each other

Karen said "that's a separate issue"

I said "it's the same bylaws"

She said "we'll review it"

I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights."

My wife looked at the ceiling

Some things never change

Karen said "I think we should move on"

I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do."

Nobody laughed

I wasn't joking

I paid the $50

Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill

But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone

So I filed a formal complaint about the lights

With photos

Timestamped

Funny how surveillance works both ways

The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence

She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period

I'll let her do the math

Or I'll do it for her

Because that's what I do

Make common sense common again

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Jedi Knight ™ @sirferrell2]

Yall would’ve enslaved the elves, touched on the fairies, hunted dragons and mermaids until extinction and segregated the vampires

[Bro Chi Minh @nates_motel]

A tale as old as time

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Surviving that initial 1st degree burn on the gums was my first piece of adversity lol