Hammedburger :( (he/him)

Malakai🖤 - 18 - ‼️IF YOU CAN PERCEIVE MY EXISTENCE DNI ‼️

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

"Careful what you post online"

My bio literally said if you can perceive me do not interact so why are you interacting?

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Haven't Xed in a while? Idk what's goin on anymore

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Haven't tweeted in a while, how y'all doin?

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

@Dainxu Nvm ignore this I found the link and found out I have to go in and change my language setting on webtoon for it lol

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

@Dainxu Asking here since its your most recent post: do you have a Spanish version of a common teacher? I didn't see it on webtoon

Asking because I'm learning Spanish and thought it would be good practice since I have the english version to refer to if I'm lost lol

[nic @dietxcokewhore]

"why do you text in all lowercase"

god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

This is for anyone with the same problem who didn't know that was a symptom bc me neither

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Me: yeah I have this problem where dishes or washing my hair feels like a long task so I put it off and then once I do it I realize it takes no time at all and then the cycle repeats

Friend: you know that's ADHD right?

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

@stolitzkiss Eat them

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Now I don't want my possible fandom to FIGHT over shipping but I do want them to go just a tad insane

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Whenever I release my show I want everyone to go absolutly ham on shipping. Go insane. Go feral.

[SHADY kinich facts 🤔💬 @yurimantic]

please stfu

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

I actually lost that account while still 17 and just never bothered to make another or reset the password. Instead I just lurked.

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

My biggest realization after I turned 18 (last year) was that I could be horny in public instead of having an alt account I never posted on but followed a bunch of nsfw fan artist on

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

I mean it in a "haha silly joke bc I used to do this when I was younger" way and not some weird gross way

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

I wanna put in my bio "Minors DNI unless you're useing your alt account where you lie about your age" but I don't want people to take that weirdly 😭

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

God I love the picture of him driving a forklift I think my pfp will forever be a variant of this image

[Hammedburger :( (he/him) @YeeHawButQueer]

Changed my profile to Cowboy Fizzarolli bc my username good night

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@legaltweetz Fuck Nazis