Joe Borkey

shenanigans and tomfoolery

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

Just realized my favorite baseball team now has the financial backing of Taylor Swift

[Joe Borkey @Yekrob]

Good lord

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Uhh, holy nuke.

#GuardsBall

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

But don’t you dare send a Venmo for $601

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Tonight's ceremonial first pitch was from a battery we've seen many times before.

#GuardsBall

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

I can’t wait to see Danger Ehren suffer the tortures of the damned one final time.

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

it’s going to be so embarrassing when i cry in the theater at cock and ball torture 5

[mlbfeeelit @mlbfeeelit]

When Jose Ramirez retires I will be getting a tattoo in his honor.

It will be a tramp stamp with his career slashline plus H, HR, RBI, and SB totals.

[Colby @cl_all_day]

If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

This shit is all-time comedy gold to me.

I will RT this every year on this day.

[Brett (SaldinoWRLD) @SaladinoWR1D]

Doing this after my beer league softball game

[Underdog @Underdog]

On-deck hitter watching Mason Miller pump three straight 100mph fastballs by the batter

[Joe Borkey @Yekrob]

Shout out Cleveland

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Cleveland metalcore band Midwinter have released new single "Hourglass"

https://t.co/R5r3fdqeoT

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Girlfriend just asked to watch Moneyball

[ScottyP @stades44]

They should do the same thing with every fan in attendance….just have em say their seat number and school,they went to.

[MLB @MLB]

José Ramírez becomes Cleveland’s all-time games played leader

He's the only active player to lead a team in games played!

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[tianna @hurricanetianna]

banana ball is so fun when you don’t have a pretentious bitch in your ear talking about how it isn’t real baseball