Kaiser Chillhelm

Everton. Also a soft spot for Sheffield Wednesday.

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@HawkEmDownChris Stone cold wasn’t a good wrestler. Take away the character and promos and he was bang average

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@_abochie Virgil Van Fraud

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Straight off the tube from their London houses, onto the Eurostar and then onto the Parisian metro. Some journey for the telly reds

[Liverpool FC Help @LFCHelp]

Supporters are advised to take Metro line 9 to Porte de Saint-Cloud station.
DO NOT travel on Metro line 10 this is for the PSG Ultras. #UCL

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@_xaibii All of these were written and designed for these people with the exception of wrestling ability.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

its crazy that for millenials this was just a mid throwaway indie pop one hit wonder amidst hundreds of others during a golden age of indie music destined to be forgotten, but has recently been rediscovered because music right now is just that fucking bad

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@nocontextfooty

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These can’t be real.

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

simply unreal

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

I can’t do this though because I actually do jack shit at home

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@Everton Ped reading this

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

When was he ever the best in the world?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@TouchlineX He never was.

[LJB @LJB1878]

Fucking hell @premierleague; gonna be mental when deduct Chelsea the exact 48 points they have, as per your OWN rules of Overspend to Points Deduction that you enforced on @Everton, @NFFC, @LCFC...

...let's see if you've got the bollocks, you fucking corrupt cunts!

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@DearS_o_n When I was sure I couldn’t go on and thought I wanted to end it, I tried to end it. Realised I couldn’t so clearly I didn’t want to
So bad

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@PED7 Chewed his ear off about how Gaza is mint and how you’d let Keir Starmer butter your parsnip.

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@netflixsports Needed stone cold

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@TheUltimatePint That’s expensive. I went 10 year ago and it was about 40p

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@Footballtweet Celestine Babyaro?

[Kaiser Chillhelm @YellowKing91]

@LinkedInLunat1c Oh fuck off

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@PED7 Bet you had a right laugh typing this. Secondary school humour