Thisworldisastage

Nothing is REAL!!! Use your energy wisely! B I B L E (basic instructions before leaving earth)

[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Chucky cursing out Karen in Child’s Play lives in my mind rent free

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

Phones costing the same as rent lmao what a time to be alive

[figment of your imagination @ninimazara]

I understand why Jesus was isolated a lot

[7rq @gloccnim]

u will be overpaid and underworked

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

one of the healthiest habits you can develop is learning not to talk too much

[Thisworldisastage @Yellowazzz]

For engagement THERE is not ONE DROP of water on her!

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Her man is upset because she took a shower while the repair men we’re in her bedroom working‼️🤦🏾‍♂️

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

We DO NOT need flock cameras.
We DO NOT need data centers.
We NEED higher wages.
We NEED clean produce.
We NEED clean water.

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers 😭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

A refund should not take 8 days. You took my money in 2 seconds, so don’t tell me you need 8 days to return it. If you can take my money instantly, you can return it instantly.

[Paranoid Humanoid @DRodbone]

I think the fact that the United States just legalized child pornography should be bigger news.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

you gotta be a special kind of evil to remove seeds from fruits and vegetables just so people can’t grow their own food

[Dyke Dimmadome @Monalise_ah]

Recognizing how much of a privilege it is to have been educated before the literacy crisis

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

Y'all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician ion like that

[Nik. @jadore_nicolee]

Yall are saying the garlic powder recall is gonna hit black folks the hardest….baby all of our seasonings are expired 😂 we’ll be fine

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[Thaddy Bear Collections 🐻 @4EverThad]

I be on ppl go fund me like damn who sent that $1,000

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

HOT TAKE: LANDLORDS SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INCREASE RENT UNLESS THEY ARE UPGRADING THE PROPERTY/APARTMENT.

[scenker @chibest_up]

I love Twitter because no one knows when you're online or not

[big baby. @jazlynmarie____]

Santana said when I was lil girl, somebody said you was never lil or a girl😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
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