Distinction Between Guts and Balls
Guts:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, being met at the door by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask,
“Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
Balls:
Coming home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying,
“You’re next, Chubby.”
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death. 💀