Stanley Yelnats the 3rd

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[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

@GetSpectrum you have to be the absolute most dogshit internet provider in the entire world. Internet outages every single time your network gets flooded during big events. Whoever is in charge of running your data center needs to be fired.

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

What a dumpster fire the Lions are looking like rn

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

My anxiety is through the roof right now and I’m sick to my stomach

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

@mil182 Yeah these are dope

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

It’s insane to me that the military has indoctrinated me so well that when I’m told about a 4am showtime I get excited because I’ll be able to “sleep in”

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

Never thought I’d be doing this shit in my career

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

I’m so incredibly hyped to see @TURNSTILEHC but even more excited to bring my oldest son to his first concert. Praying that his first hxc show gives him the same spark that it gave me when I was his age 🤞🏻

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

This has been my first time in my career that I get per diem for doing my job and as much as it sucks to leave my family so often, the extra money has been nice. It’s going to be shitty when it goes away

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

2 days off and back to the grind today just to be sitting around waiting for the clouds to clear up 🙄 I just wanna go home

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

tf popeyes got goin on 😭

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

This is insane behavior lmfao

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i blocked him off everything last night, and i got this email 😭

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

lol could you imagine getting thrown into war and the last thing you see before death is a dude with a dildo suppressor aimed at your face 🤣

[Grand Regent Manny @manwellstark]

nigga im fuckin crying again LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

No we’re not. Idk what part of the community enjoys glaives but they are so ass and you are forcing them down our throats so bad. Glaives and Linear Fusion rifles are hands down the WORST weapons in the game. You cannot change my mind

[Destiny 2 Team @Destiny2Team]

We heard you were enjoying the Exotic Glaives...

Fun opportunity for a bug becoming a feature.

Can't happen every time, but we hope this brings some extra excitement and buildcrafting to the table!

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

Praying things work out 🙏🏻

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

I wouldn’t say shit. Lmfao if they bring your boy in that means he’s taking a plea deal and anything you say at this point is only going to incriminate you. 🤣 fym what would I do?!

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

WYD IF YOUR BOY CAME IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM AND SAID THIS

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

It’s literally insane to me that it’s been 8 years since I enlisted. If you told me 8 years ago I’d be skydiving for free on a regular basis and only 12 years away from retiring I’d laugh in your face.

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

Bitch do I look like I’m eating 2 double cheeseburgers a plain cheeseburger and 2 milkshakes BY MY FUCKING SELF?!?! There is clearly no one else in this car with me so who tf else would be eating this food?!

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

Friday night dinner. A thread:
Since it’s Friday my wife and I decided to get In-N-Out for dinner. I offered to go pick it up. We got 2 Double-Doubles animal style, 1 cheeseburger plain, a chocolate shake and a strawberry shake. After I was done giving my order

[Stanley Yelnats the 3rd @Yelnats_666]

The girl repeats it back to me. “2 double doubles animal style, 1 cheeseburger plain, a chocolate shake and a strawberry shake? Will you be eating in the car tonight or at home?” I almost said “bitch” out loud as I looked at her confused af.