BestOfYelp

Posting reviews on CUSTOMERS, especially posts on Yelp and Google. Not affiliated with either company.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Remember when the @bbb_us was caught doing EXACTLY what we thought they were doing? When is it @yelp’s turn? It’s coming!

https://t.co/BwJxQjUf7y

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@heyjaxon_21 *insert penis here 👆🏼

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@TaeKim04110221 @ann_ann886 Tempranillo.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@SelectHWarranty - you are not a real company.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@AHS_Warranty It’s over, isn’t it?

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

You already know how I feel! SCREW YELP. It’s just where petty little men scream at the world because their lack of fathers and crazy moms made them princes.

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… I don’t trust Yelp.

When you crowdsource opinions from people with no context, no expertise, and no real understanding of what goes into a restaurant, you get noise. Not insight.

Great food comes from craft, culture, and obsession. Skip the star ratings. Talk to chefs. Talk to locals. Trust your gut.

That’s how you find the good stuff.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Literally PHUK U of you complain and review people online like a BEATCH. #FuckYelp #yelpsucks

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Your reminder that the Better Business Bureau is a place where whiny little men go to run and complain about nonsensical things to a corrupt organization w mafia style tactics. Screw you and your stupid reviews, you little bitches.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Yelp, high wages for unskilled labor, and some unions are breaking the system.

[New York Post @nypost]

California fast food workers stunned as restaurant closes without warning over $20 minimum wage: ‘Only the beginning’ https://t.co/WNXlVsbYPf

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

YELP SUCKS AND SO DOES ZACHARIAH! He LOOOOVES to leave bad reviews for no real reason! Not a real man. A chump with a phone.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Imagine getting reviewed by this chump? Just stay home, Zachariah from Palm Desert! Over 2 “missing” dumplings? Get over yourself. You’re the reason why I say #YELPSUCKS! You’re not worth serving!

[Ratan Vaibhav @ratanvaibhav]

@AravSrinivas Yelp sucks though!

[Ryan @TheRyanDenton]

Dear @Yelp I’m curious how a clearly fake review on my company won’t get removed? Like this person has done it twice now, awesome service 👎🏻#yelpsucks

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

Oh but there is! HERE I AM!

[Mark @CodingMark]

@dirtyhandsops There should be a service where business owners can rate the customers and warn other businesses from doing business with them

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

This is why @yelp and stupid customers need to GO DOWN.

[Dante 🇺🇸 @DanteTheDon]

Here’s the video for those not trying to go on TikTok

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@crazyclipsonly Slap that old stupid man back. Harder.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@staugrecord This list could not be any more random. It’s not based on anything other tan Yelp hitting the shuffle button on where their pathetic “elite” might like today. It’s not a BEST OF. How are places that were there one year, not anywhere on the list again?

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@sincinnn Like the little bish you are.

[Collin Trimble @TXAlarmGuy]

@realest49919420 @Yelp Yelp is irrelevant, and it’s entirely their fault.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@Yelp @realest49919420 Suck it. I will always post your little bitch ass yelp elite here. Pics and all! Fuck you, and fuck your reviewers.

[BestOfYelp @YelpersSuck]

@realest49919420 @Yelp Yelp rewards little fruit loops with parties and an ELITE badge for leaving reviews anytime their pudgy butt cheeks wrinkle with disdain.