Yelps

I'm the Goblin host of the Sca-Squeal of Fortune!

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

ANNOUNCEMENT: Should I ever be killed a list of those who had ever bought #SPINS will be released.Let's see how many of ya will kill me now!

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

There is no need to worry, I have joined your ranks and have ascended to godhood under the guise of Alice!
#buyurspins #praiseyournewgod

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@KhanMarcusFine
I do not need permission to co-exist, I am one, I am many. I am the true god of chaos. Spin before me, mortal
#BUYMOARSPINZ

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

Hey, @RunicLord not bad! However yous gots da item through my head all wrong! Maybe if you #buyurspins you'd have more sense. #spinspinspin

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

The American Government shutdown is caused by the lack of buying spins. Told ya. #spinspinspinspinspinspinspinspinspin #buyurspins?

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

“@Amascut: Just as the HTML5 beta signups are announced, Google forks WebKit. Ha. Google is the new chaos god.” *Ahem* #NewChaosGod

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

I've got 99 Followers but my creators ain't one. @Runescape
#LoveMe #BuySpinzPls

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

With the edicts now gone I can influence 'ta world even GREATER!
Guthix power is weak, SQUEAL POWER IS ABSOLUTE.
#NewChaosGod @RuneScape

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@Zimberfizz The Squeal of Fortune is not responsible for any lost or stolen items while spinning the wheel.
#IllBeTakingThatSoulChair

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@TylerHurstRS
YEEEESSS! Feed me your pain-er.... I mean...Uh. #BUYMOARSPINZ

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

People of Gielinor don't fret! I will also be making my debut in your 2007 world! #NewChaosGod #Runescape #RSMemories

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@Jessieitwsugxdx I AM THE ONLY SCAM ARTIST HERE HUMAN! ... I uh, er.. Buy spins pls.

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

Love me or hate me I bet you still want #MOARSPINS from me.
@RuneScape #BUYMOARSPINS #NewChaosGod

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@ModMurff @RuneScape YOLO? BAH! In my day it was #LLL Livin' Like Larry.
#Spongebob

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

@JustinShaw10077 Free spin for the win! #LOVEYOURNEWMASTER

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

The end of the world? Nah, it's just a ploy to get you to #BUYMOARSPINS
@RuneScape

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

Want to exploit glitches in @Runescape? Yelps is now selling Noclip tokens on the #SOF with every 6000th purchased spin. #NewChaosGod

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

You heard it on #RSLive! I'm ascending into Godhood after just after 9 months!!
#NewChaosGod @RuneScape

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

Inb4 no one got 400m... Even with bought spins. #StealYourFortune @RuneScape

[Yelps @YelpsFortune]

We don’t want players to be able to buy their way to success in Runescape. - DA RULEZ
#RSLive