Zachary Levi literally had to overcome being bodyswapped with a troubled youth in order to learn responsibility and navigate the adult world as the almighty Kazaam, which is why he is the right person to endorse President Trump, as he inspires all of Gen Z to embrace their inner Straightriotism.
@fadecorner I know past and present employees, men and women, that would love to speak on discrimination and a hostile work environment in the Mavs front office.
.@Honda can you please look into the shooting incident that happened tonight at one of your dealerships in Arlington, TX? Specifically, the employee that shielded an elderly customer from harm a rushed her to safety. That’s above and beyond an act of helpfulness.
.@Chiefs I know it’s possible to make a custom jersey but what about an official Chiefs #swiftie SWIFT13 jersey? With @taylorswift13 involved in the design.
Guaranteed #1 in jersey sales week of release.
@MerriamWebster now that Literally is also figuratively, can we have Sike recognizes as Psych please? Stop the whole “YoU mEaN pSyCh!”
Bitch you know what I mean!
@AdvilRelief there is really no reason to show a close up a guy’s twisted ankle in your commercial.
Show his foot about to step on the rocks, cut to a waist high scene of him stumbling, we’d still understand without having to see the actual ankle twist 90 degrees.