Gloomy grey afternoons have me day dreaming of warmer weather, the ocean breeze on my skin, and a sub at my pretty feet.
Someone needs to fund another vacation for me asap.
If you’re seeing this, it means I know you’re jerking off to my page while you’re at work.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell your boss that you’re a h0rny perv who uses company time to goon. That will be our little secret…
Finally home after spending the past two days in the hospital taking care of my boyfriend.
Now that I’m back, here’s what I need!
-a service sub to clean and do laundry
-a massage
-at least $1k for my pain and suffering
-a long nap