Carmen San Jose

A hurricane of jacarandas, strangling figs, and hanging vines 🇺🇸🇨🇴🇵🇭

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?

[Rihanna Crave @RobynsRevenge]

Fun Fact :

Rihanna gave Drake his first #1 with "What's My Name" and it was her 8th #1 at the time.

Years later she gave him his second #1 with "Work", making it her 14th #1 overall.

[Carmen San Jose @YesWayJose_]

And you already failed for misspelling 😭

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This Straight of Hormuz shit is going to be the hardest AP history exam in 20 years

[Carmen San Jose @YesWayJose_]

Love venues that hand out water for free

[sitcom crave @sitcomcrave]

that bad bitch support group episode with angela basset had me rollinggg

"oh this ho tryna take deep breaths?!" 😭🤣

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

François Arnaud calls on NHL to support LGBTQ+ inclusion if they want to keep using ‘Heated Rivalry’ to drive traction and reach wider audiences:

“If you’re gonna use our name then just back up with real life sh*t like [unbanning] the pride [tapes and jerseys].”

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

François Arnaud says he doesn’t believe ‘Heated Rivalry’ could have been created in the US in new CBS morning interview:

“It was [pitched] to big streamers before, and they had so many notes and so many thoughts about what the show could be that Jacob [Tierney] decided to leave them and get it made in Canada. Granted, a much smaller budget, but he was like, ‘I can do the show I want to make.’ I think this is what people are responding to. It’s a huge lesson for Hollywood people— that this is a niche show with no movie stars, and it’s become a much bigger sensation. They didn’t want any kissing until episode five.”

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN: Jacob Frey: If this were about immigration enforcement, ICE wouldn’t be flooding Minneapolis. There are far more undocumented people in Florida, Texas, and Utah.

Why Minnesota? Politics. We have Democratic leadership.

Minneapolis and St. Paul each have ~600 officers. ICE and Border Patrol are now in the thousands, draining local resources, costing millions in overtime, hurting small businesses, and scaring families.

This isn’t public safety. It’s unconstitutional political targeting.

[Carmen San Jose @YesWayJose_]

God I’ve seen what you’ve done for Kip…

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Rachel Maddow: “We were within sight of ending AIDS forever within a decade. Marco Rubio and Donald Trump decided they didn’t understand it and they just cut it all off. It is repulsive and going to cause the deaths of millions of people and it’s going to be on Marco Rubio’s head for the rest of his life”

[Sibylle @AHaschi]

A reminder that the late MN House Speaker Emerita Melissa Hortman her husband Mark and their dog Gilbert were murdered in cold blood.

President Biden, with stage 4 Cancer paid his respects. The current administration could not be bothered.

[❀ @deallium]

i’m tired of ragebait i want lovebait and gigglebait and joybait

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Removing free access to National Parks on MLK Jr. Day and Juneteenth, while making it free on Trump’s birthday, is exactly as racist as you think it is.

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Carmen San Jose @YesWayJose_]

I didn’t know she gets down like that 😭🤣

[♡ @zarazlut]

teacher: today we're going to remove the first THREE letters and LAST letter of our names

kid named luggage:

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.

Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.

[Sen. Elissa Slotkin @SenatorSlotkin]

The @SecWar and @Sec_Noem should agree to testify on domestic deployments. It is a fundamental issue to who we are as Americans. No matter where you land on the issue, transparency shouldn’t be seen as a threat.

[Sen. Elissa Slotkin @SenatorSlotkin]

Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging.

Here’s my response:

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

Tonight’s Senate vote on the federal government shutdown should have been a time for strength.

Instead we saw capitulation and a betrayal of working Americans.

The American people need more from their leaders.