YesYouDid

We see everything you do, dream, think or imagine. Just act like we’re not here. Have a gold star day.

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You made yourself a strong coffee to jolt you out of a procrastination cycle, but all it did was make you procrastinate at a greater speed.

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You woke up naked on a rusty seesaw, the other end empty, but still on the ground as if someone were sitting on it.

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You practiced playing saxophone in an abandoned warehouse far from home. You did this out of consideration for your neighbours, but also because you know it’s a cool thing to do.

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You soaked your tired and aching feet in a basin of hot, fragrant water. You felt your soul unclench as the pain ebbed away.

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Attention: Our surveillance team in Grey Zone B8-DD-7-a54 is currently distracted by some super cute baby ducks. If you wanted to do anything weird, now’s the time.

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You took shelter from a storm in a crumbling mansion. You took a nap in the ballroom, your dreams were filled with dancing ghosts.

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You stood on the deck of a sinking pleasure boat, the salt water stinging your crudely amputated toe

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Wow.
We stop watching you all for just four years and THIS is what happens. Not cool, y'all. Not. Cool.

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Agent Viktor is looking forward to watching you at parties once again. He’s bought a special hat and everything.

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You have two wolves inside of you. You have eaten two wolves. Why did you do that?

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You slunk through the forest shadows to escape your enemies. You stealthy avoided beams of moonlight leaking through the canopy. You were wearing light up sneakers, though, which kind of pooched the whole thing.

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You took the fairy lights down off the gallows. You got sad because that’s another Christmas over.

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@fauxnemes Denial is futile, we see all. Have a gold star day.

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You trapped a weasel in the window of your wonderful wagon

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Attention: Yes You Did is back again, doin’ a little east coast swing

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You clapped in support of care workers. You are a bright and shining little diamond.

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You took down your ‘There’s No Place Like Home’ sign and replaced it with one that says ‘Home Is The Only Place Now’

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You battled a beast in your underwear.

To clarify: you are in your underwear, battling a beast who is outside of your underwear and a whole other thing.

This is not a euphemism.

Give ‘em hell kid.

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Agent Viktor, who watches you at parties, will now be monitoring all your zoom calls. He is not exactly thrilled with the situation, but taking it in stride nonetheless.

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You bought only what you needed, you are a good egg.

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You did not go quietly into that good night.