Eve Yetiv

For what is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? -Augustine

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

I'm not flirting, I'm just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

You can't let fear stop you from caring about someone.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

I'm a giant midget.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

I wish you could hear all the words I'm too afraid to say.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell! Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ring!

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Just because I'm not crying on the outside, doesn't mean I'm not dying inside.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

I�m sorry if you don�t like me. But the truth is, I don�t plan on changing for anybody.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

#QuestionsIHateBeingAsked "Why are you still single?!" - really bitch, really.

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

You have no idea how much I like you..

[LaVille904 @lv_ville]

Ridin bumpn dat #IsYouReallyReal by whiteboy_deejay #way2real

p.s. be on the look out for a feature… https://t.co/QWfUvAySKY

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

How we used to be > How we are now...

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

The condom is named after the Earl of Condom who invented the device for his patient, King Charles II

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

[Eve Yetiv @YetivEve]

Dennis Rodman�s nickname �The Worm� was given to him by his mother!