yho gal Bee

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

It took Harry Potter 7 long ass books to catch the bad guy. It only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

If A-B-C-D didn’t drag out their part of the Alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to be so rushed.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

I think I'm gonna ditch school tomorrow bc I hate everyone there.

[Queen Beeanca @QueenBeeanca]

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

aaaaaall of me hates aaaaaall of school

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Friends who buy you food are friends for life.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

@nutxllanarry i followed you.. Were are my folowers

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

Tip: If you think somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.

[Stumbler Viral @StumblerViral]

In Monopoly, never buy more than three houses per lot. Statistically, you'll end up spending more money than you'll make on those spaces.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

why do concert tickets cost so much we're humans paying to watch other humans not paying to watch the birth of jesus

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

When I see a typo I look at the keyboard to see if the two keys were close.

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

*Username already taken* "WHO STOLE MY IDEA.!

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Pissing people off should be a sport

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

[yho gal Bee @YhoBee347]

Knowing your family so well, you can tell who's coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.