Joseph Chisom

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

New gig 😂

[Pastor Who @PastorMarvy]

The England team had their entire training equipment stolen while in transit in the US.

Now imagine if this headline were in Africa.

[Nedu Ani @Nedumcity_]

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never killed a General or any soldier.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never negotiated with terrorists.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never shut down an Airforce Jet.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never kidnapped children or adults.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never asked for ransom or tax.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never raped anyone.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu never carried any gun or firearm.

Mazi Nnamdi Kanu was called terrorist and sentenced to Sokoto Prison with American Law that doesn’t exist anywhere in Nigeria while people that did all the above mentioned are arrested, rehabilitated and reintegrated into the society.

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

On a Monday morning in March 2023, Amara Nwosu woke up to discover she had bought a house.

She had not bought a house.

She had never signed any document.

She had never met the seller.

But somewhere in the Lagos land registry, her BVN, her NIN, her signature — perfect, precise, indistinguishable from the one she had used her entire adult life — had authorised the purchase of a property worth ₦47 million.

And the loan taken to buy it was in her name.

Amara was 34.

A data analyst at a telecoms firm in Victoria Island.

She was the kind of person who used different passwords for different accounts, who read privacy policies, who had set up two-factor authentication on everything she owned before most Nigerians knew what two-factor authentication meant.

She was, professionally and personally, a woman who understood how data worked.

Which is why, when she saw the loan alert on her phone at 6:47am, her blood went cold in a specific way.

Not panic.

Recognition.

Someone had been inside her life.

[ThatGenZTourist @EdithOgbuagu]

Meanwhile in Benin Republic🇧🇯, the beaches are free.

You can randomly park your car and walk into the beach.
To add, the beaches are very clean and filled with trees.

Benin republic, 2- 4hours away from Lagos, will show you that the things we consider luxury in Nigeria are truly basic.

Frames 1, 2 & 4: Fidjrosse, Cotonou🇧🇯
Frame 3: Door of No Return, Ouidah🇧🇯

[Dr KALU, OON @DrKalu_]

"2 years into Tinubu's regime they'll come and tell you Buhari is dead and then bury an empty coffin. They won't allow people to see the corpse because they know there's nothing there.
I tell you Buhari died in 2017."

~Mazi Nnamdi Kanu (2020)

[Nze @nzemmili]

I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that Lucky Dube was killed cos he looked like a Nigerian to the killers.

That hate has been there for decades!

[legalnaija @LegalNaija]

You’ve finally found the perfect apartment in Lagos/Abuja. The landlord wants the money, you want the keys.

Stop! Before you transfer that N2 million, check these 5 things in your Tenancy Agreement.

1. The "Rent Review" Clause:
Many landlords insert clauses allowing them to "review" rent arbitrarily. Check if there is a fixed percentage or a notice period for increases.

[Somto Okonkwo @General_Somto]

“Are Nigerians Even Aware Of Some These New Laws Introduced Ahead Of The 2027 Presidential Election By Tinubu👀🇳🇬?”.

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

Hmmmmmm

[Dr Oludayo Sokunbi @Oludeewon]

Why are Nigerians🇳🇬 like this?

You came to Russia 🇷🇺to study but refused to go to class and pay school fee.

You decided to go work and send money home to build houses, instead of paying school fee.

Even when you come to class, you are always making noise.

One of the schools in Russia 🇷🇺 is already contemplating banning Nigerian students, same way they banned Egyptian 🇪🇬student.

People already in Russia 🇷🇺 are blaming me for sharing info. They said too many people are ruining their chances now.

[Ali 𓃗 @mountain_lad_]

Are you doing this drama again this time too?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Men will view the status of fellow men making bread & whisper to themselves:

"I need to step my game up, man".

Women will view the snaps of women like Sophia Ogbuefi & whisper to themselves:

"girllllll, I need to raise my standards, gat to stop attracting the broke boys".

[Ogochukwu @last______born]

Husband: Can you make dinner tonight? I've had a rough day.

Wife: Order something, I'm not your maid.

Boss: Can you prepare the presentation for tomorrow's meeting?

Same wife: Sure, I'll stay late and make it perfect.

The reality of the modern woman

[Hussain Shiyam 🇵🇸❓🎈 @ShiyamHussain]

This is utter bullshit. When Indonesia refused to grant the Israeli under 17 team visa’s for the 2023 U-20 World Cup, FIFA stripped Indonesia’s hosting rights and moved it to Argentina. So @FIFAcom can stop with the lies.

[Burak Özdemir @burakozdemr]

ABD, İsviçreli Embolo'ya vize vermedi. İncelemeye alındı, günler sonra takıma katılabildi.

İran Milli Takımı günlerce Ankara'da konsolosluk önünde vize için beklemek zorunda kaldı. ABD sadece maç günleri ülkeye giriş yapma şartıyla verdi. Arka planda çalışan 15 kişiye vize verilmedi.

Irak Milli Takım oyuncusu, ABD'ye gitti, ancak 7 saate yakın sorguda tutuldu. Sonrasında ülkeye girişine izin verildi.

Afrika'da 2025 yılının en iyi hakemi seçilen ve turnuvada görev alacak olan Omar Artan'a vize verilmedi. Somali kendisine diplomatik pasaport verdi ve ABD'ye uçtu, ancak girişine izin verilmedi ve ülkesine gönderildi.

Güney Afrika Milli Takımı kafilenin yarısına vize verilmediği için planlanandan çok sonra ABD'ye gidebildi.

Birleşik Krallık vatadaşlarının ESTA sistemine kayıt olmaları halinde 90 gün vizesiz ABD'ye giriş hakları olmasına rağmen İskoç taraftarların vizeleri günler kala iptal edildi.

Biletlerini alan otellerde yerini ayırtan ABD vizeleri reddedildi. Paraları da yandı.

Dört yılda bir yapılan bir turnuvanın başlamadan içine ettiniz beyler! @FIFAWorldCup @FIFAcom

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Somali referee Omar Artan has reportedly been denied entry into the United States despite holding a diplomatic passport.

The highly regarded official, who has previously officiated at the World Cup, is now set to miss the tournament following the decision. Further details regarding the situation have yet to be clarified.

{@Romain_Molina}

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

"Record me if you like, we will invoke our Lagos deities to chase you Igbo people out of Lagos. We will inherit all you Igbos in Lagos" -Remi Tinubu.

Remi Tinubu made this obnoxious shameful statement 2019. She was ordained pastor by RCCG in 2018.

SHAME.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"

Idiots: ���👏👏👏👏

Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"

Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"