This sport is only pain. It kicks me in the dick over and over and over and I show up every September with a freshly healed dick and I say hey college football kick me again.
NEW: Kansas State QB Avery Johnson's father (Mark) and his brother (Anthony) have released a joint statement following yesterday's fight⬇️
(via @petenakos)
https://t.co/UCtjZDxYJz
Hey @zachlanebryan if you want some Iowa celebs on stage for Revival tomorrow, lmk. I won the Vinton Iowa pizza eating contest in 2004. Won a pie eating contest the same day.
@TheBriceMontana Chelsey tricked us into moving a 400+ lb rock from the river to their house by just saying “yeah it’s probably too big for you guys to lift out of there and into a truck” 3 hours and 2 injuries later, the rock was in their yard.