Husband: “He doesn’t look like me… I want a paternity/DNA test.”
Wife: “So after 12 years, you think I cheated?”
Husband: “If you’ve got nothing to hide, it shouldn’t matter.”
DNA test comes back… he’s the father.
Husband: “See? Now I have peace of mind.”
Wife: “And now I have clarity. I’m leaving.”
Middle Son: “Mom… why does Dad hate me?”
Husband: “You’re divorcing me… over a test?”
Wife: “No. I’m divorcing you because you looked at your own child and saw doubt… and looked at your wife and saw betrayal.”
Months later…
Husband: “Can we spend Christmas together… as a family?”
Son: “No.”
Wife: “He deserves to be around people who make him feel loved.”
Even later…
Husband: “Why is everyone treating me like I’m the bad guy?”
Everyone: “Because the DNA test proved he was your son… but your actions proved you weren’t acting like his father.”
I agree @SophieRaiin
As Governor, I’ll also impose a 50% sales tax on OnlyFans purchases in addition to my 50% sin tax on OnlyFans creators.
The body is a temple of the Holy Spirit. It is not to be bought or sold online. Our men and women deserve better.
I see many judge Seth Rogan for being able to do what he wants to do day after day because of the success he’s built for himself.
Jealousy? I see inspiration.
LosPollos and his father got upset at the Outdoor Boys after discovering several of their reaction videos were copyright-striked for reacting to their content 😳
"Im disturbed, this is not the person I thought we were watching.. It’s shocking and sad”
“Born in the wrong generation” = generation with minimal to no competition.
To be “the biggest” in some category means no matter what era you’re put in, you dominate.