Normal people are rioting over the price of butter and the rich are making $50 million bras. We’re literally living in the Capitol from The Hunger Games
when the oversleeping starts again, cancelling plans, ignoring messages, pushing people away, and not having the energy to do anything https://t.co/TeAzb74HP9
@_IAmGOAT As you move through life, you will quickly realise these people are incredibly rare and you must cherish them with all your heart. It's hard to give a fuck about people, so when someone shows you that level of love, you better reciprocate it
@no_running_pls@bosdovja92 Not entirely sure because I haven't spoken to them directly in years but I know she's probably bringing in more after tax than me. Probably has UC, PIP etc
Imagine like 1880 and your brain is so pure that a guy playing the fiddle around a campfire juices your dopamine so hard you literally get up and start dancing.
Today's royal families are all engaged in an incessant larp. Doing military training for a war they will never fight, studying politics, diplomacy and languages in a country they will never govern, pretending to remain an important national institution when they're not
Just boarded and found a woman getting a little too comfortable in my assigned window seat. Instead of arguing, I played clueless and asked the flight attendant to help me 'find' my seat. The FA asked to see her ticket, and suddenly it was, 'Oh, is this not C?' 😒 Girl, you know good and well you didn’t pay for a window seat! Shoutout to the flight attendant for handling it, because I am not arguing with anyone today.
Envisioning a timeline where Count BinFace gets elected and goes on a generational run to eventually end up as PM, all the while being a good politician. #countbinface