Emmanuel Hernández M

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

@zmxrvm 🚀

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

I raised an eyebrow once. He's an adult now, and he never calls or visits. http://t.co/LuGTAu86eJ

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

http://t.co/vR5ySXuuJN If I turn the food pyramid upside down it's way easier to eat out of it.

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/nPDM9VnE1h

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

http://t.co/jLDNBQvkRQ Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

http://t.co/msyqbn8O You know, I really didn't need to scratch my balls today at all. Not once - said no man EVER

[Emmanuel Hernández M @Yisem5]

Your honor, the victim was stabbed 18 times. (Capri Sun Court) http://t.co/bEab691J