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Red wine vinegar always in the trunk in case I need to make Chimmichurri

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Kerskelvern- (n) An object or item that is designed for a specific purpose but cannot or will not be used due to it being excessively lavish or expensive

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I have no inner peace

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I have plot armor

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Playing dreidel was the first sports betting

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Water is gods breast milk

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Shampoo? I think you mean hair soap

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Mongolian empire really fell off

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Will Pharrell or Pharrell Will

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People who like organic peanut butter should not be allowed to vote

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I thought that said penguin for a sec

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Lets rank the presidents on how ticklish they are

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@ZacEfron dresses like his name is @ZacEfron

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@hitthehen I am but are my eyes?

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My eyes just peed

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Where did the scooby doo gang get their funding

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Why doesn’t getting shot in the arm immunize you against bullets

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Last night I had a vision that God came to me and said “possession is 9/10ths of the law”

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Imagine if your organs were replaced with jellybeans

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Do you do temperature in Fahrenheit, coconut, or Kevin