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[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

I got stranded one weekend and needed to make an urgent transfer, but Zenith Bank decided to misbehave. I called my girlfriend and asked if she could lend me the money, promising to send it back the moment my transaction went through.
She said, “I don’t think I can.”

I asked why, thinking maybe she had a genuine reason. She replied, “You know I don’t like taking money out of my savings.”

I asked again just to be sure I heard her correctly. She repeated the exact same thing.

I simply said, “Okay,” and ended the call. A few days later, I ended the relationship too.

It wasn’t even about the money. It was realizing I couldn’t count on the person I was planning a future with when I genuinely needed help.

[nifee @__nifemii]

wetin be this😭😭

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

Nigerian Whistleblower English Alhaji Exposes Alleged Use Of Taxpayer-Funded Military Helicopter To Airlift Injured Terrorists For Treatment After Inter-Group Clash (VIDEO) https://t.co/2YpRPcW2oj

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

Seeing Simeone without his classic fully black suit feels so weird 😭😭

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Samuel L. Jackson dapping up Mo Salah at the Australia vs. Egypt game 🤝

[greg @greg16676935420]

Shoutout to whoever snuck a camera into Travis and Taylor’s wedding

Unfortunately they will probably be sued for everything they have

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Lionel Messi: “We already knew this was going to be a very difficult match. It wasn’t a coincidence that this team didn’t lose to Spain or Uruguay”.

“These are knockout matches, nobody gives you anything for free”.

[Rabbi Linda Goldstein (🇵🇸🍉I/P Commentary) @realrabbilinda]

Saudi Arabia is out. Egypt is out. Iran is out. England and France are the only Muslim countries left in the World Cup.

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

BREAKING: Rolex has named Nigerian 🇳🇬conservationist Rachel Ikemeh as 2026 Laureates for the Rolex Awards after she saved the red colobus monkey and other endangered monkey species in Niger Delta.

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Brazil ain't real man

[Pablo Mariño @PabloFMarino]

No se qué es más polémico...
1- El penal que le dieron a Portugal.
2- El gol que le anulan a Croacia (el 2-2).
3- El Premio de MVP a CR7.
🚫

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Nigerian Bloggers won’t see this post to make it viral. If them see negativity, their penis go just hard like brick.

Bastards.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

🎉 happy birthday @balogun! 🎉

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It seems during hydration break African players are given alcohol.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

First in my bloodline to witness 18 minutes of added time.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The odds of being slapped by a random turtle in the middle of the ocean are low, but never zero.

[Olayinka Post @0xYinka]

"Your papa TV that year when current low"

😂😂😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi have the same amount of penalties scored (4) in World Cup history.

[The Footy Feed @TheFootyFeed]

England reportedly have FIFTEEN hotels booked in Mexico City... 😂

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The Northern part of Nigeria should have been merged with Niger Republic and Chad.

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